J-J-Joffrey B.

Knew you’d come aroun’, homie

In the Seven Hell’s ya boi’s kickin back With my gramps and my wife and a bunch of snacks And if there’s one thing I coulda done had I fully grown I’d have held that position on the Iron Throne #GameofThrones

YO YA BOY JOFF REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD FAM #thepimpthatwaspromised

An' ain't no one got more underwilla scrilla den my granpops

So da 7 Hellz ain't so much a level based domain based on evilness as it is a Marketplace or Mall based on deedz

Ya boy Joff can't help but notice we missin @SuddenlySandor down here... do All Dawgs Go to Heaven?

Smoke an salt an fire, son / Dis be da 7 Hellz / Gettin outta here seems dire, run / Here come cray cray Jinglebellz

Your son looks an awful lot like your brother #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness

reports of my deth have been grately exadjerated . #StillAliveInTheBooks #PypToo

Good news though: ya boy Joff ain't ridin' solo down here. I peeped Robb Stark AND my grandpops.

So the Seven Hells are straight up whack, son.

"My sword and my cock have the same nickname: Widow's Wail" #gotpickuplines @THE_JOFF_

JOFFREY OUT. #DropsMic #TheLionAndTheRose

@AryaSheWolf Well, it IS a pretty dope rhyme

It coo' y'all just pressed. I'd be mad jells too if I wasn't born of blunt smoke, fire, and salt. #PimpThatWasPromised

All dis #RoastJoffrey shit just haterz hatin'. Don't hate da playa, son. Hate da @GameOfThrones

Ya think ya boy Joff would sleep on da job?? I'M. NOT. TIRED. #sleepy

You know, I really don’t remember kneeling during the wedding ceremony…

Ready to check out @THE_JOFF_ at his wedding tonight. That shits gonna be hype! #BBQRibs #MacAndCheese #RoastedWolf #GameofThrones

I think ya mean "Fucking brilliant, YO GRACE.", son. RT @ChynnaHenton @THE_JOFF_ Fucking Brilliant, no other words could be better