THM_T🌻

@metamacky I've used it since 1.0, great for cards, projects requiring art, kids stuff

microsoft is killing the publisher app, which absolutely nobody has used for at least 30 years.

@Ashtronautgirl Hey in Japan they have the market cornered on fruit sandwiches

has anyone told Japan about banana sandwiches yet?

@xevekiah Apathy?

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI @MacnTsDaddy youtu.be/3oEhxd16f0A?si… just putting the best tanuki ever right here

@MacnTsDaddy 彼らは｢TANUKI」といってアライグマに似てるけど違う日本の固有種なんだ。 アライグマより間抜けでどんくさくてかわいいんだ。

日本からアメリカにあげられるもの… そっちの動物園にTANUKI？(ラクーンドッグ)

@ShannonMFHill It's real but it's more like a 1 to 3% of the people do it

Who in the world puts peanuts in their coke? Is this a real thing? One of our Japanese friends posted about Americans doing this and I’ve literally never heard of it. 🤯

@RealKeriSmith You were asking for a latte?

Actual interaction with Gen Z at drive thru for coffee: What can I get for you? I’d like a large coffee with steamed milk. A large coffee? Yes, with steamed milk. We have two sizes. 8 ounce and 16 ounce. I’ll take the large one. The 16 ounce. Do you want anything in it? Just steamed milk. In the drink? Yes. In the drink. I drive to the window and am typing this up while I wait. Not even kidding, when she hands me the hot coffee she says: Would you like a straw with that? No. 🤨🤔😂

@Ravenismeee Salad so often it's healthy benefits are all lies.

What's the most overrated food you are convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

@Ashtronautgirl @Citrous We're talking about poor quality slices I'm with you

@Citrous They are saying they are gonna arrest us and ban the cheese lol

why do Japanese people hate cheese so much????

@mattjoans I would not want to make that switch going from Google's mail to an exchange server it's just like walking into a situation where s*** has hit a fan

my entire company just made the switch from Google products/Gmail to Outlook and microsoft suite it’s legit like armageddon in my office rn

@hoshizorarock ROFLMAO now that will get some Yanks rilled up.

アメリカ人の皆さん 落ち着いて聞いてください 法律で今日からチーズは禁止です。

@May_Roma I love command even the song at the end.

@ThrillaRilla369 Hope we have a full fridge and cook a meal

You are arriving home, and every person you ever dated is sitting on your front porch. What do you do?

@hiranoi_nomade I've fried onigiri but never tried it grilled sounds good

日本のBBQならでは。アメリカでやっても人気が出そうな気がします。

@5ducks5 I have the same triple with the idea of fish for breakfast. However, the fish is a ton healthier.

🇺🇸のBBQが話題だけど、私的には朝食の定番メニュー 「chicken and waffles」の方が渡米当初はビビったんよね。朝から揚げ物？ワッフルに乗せて？チキンにメイプルシロップかけるの？って🇯🇵人にはちょっと想像できないタイプの朝ごはんだった。さすがに異常過ぎて無理と思ってたらなんか数年で慣れた。

@gregmcantwell @TerryMoran Live and learn was the first time around if you didn’t learn, then I have trouble forgiving you now

@TerryMoran With the benefit of hindsight, it might have been a mistake to put a dangerously stupid octogenarian felon in the White House. You live and you learn.

Before launching the war, Trump told the Iranian people: “When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take.” That sentence—breezy, belligerent, untethered from reality—is the best summary of how this conflict began. 5 things he didn’t think through: 🧵

@pirooooon3 I’m sure some American kids have made something similar. Maybe we have a bit of cheese and have you checked out the Japanese pizza page that will boggle your mind.

アメリカ人には 日本のピザトーストが衝撃みたい💥 これがピザ？？ みたいな反応なんだろうね😅

@Beginning_BKN If I have Asian friends and family over, just know there will be rice and lettuce wraps

BBQで米を食べないのは異文化として理解出来るが、パンを食べてるもんだと思ってた。あのデカイ肉をただ食うの？？？野菜も穀物も無しで？？？？

@mrmikeMTL Watergate, 9/11, Super Bowl XXXVIII on February 1, 2004. August 23rd 2011 Washington monument crack, pandemic and first Trump term, second Trump term, February 28th when we invaded Iran for no good reason..... Anything mentioned in We didn't start the fire from Billy Joel

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???

@goodbreffis @RScott1499092 You ain't been to the Japanese pizza page yet buddy they got nothing on your pineapple lol

Oh, I forgot to tell you Japan… we argue A LOT about if beans belong in chili. (They do)

@UK_Daniel_Card What's worse is there are cures, prevention even

How's the mad king doing across the pond?