Tom Harris

@Mineplex Definitely didnt have an addiction to UHC when that first dropped

Were you one of the needles in this haystack?

@OBirty @ManUtd How united still employ them ill never know

@THarris9396 @ManUtd Could see it coming a mile off. A team 3 leagues below playing us off the park and again it highlights the big problem with this squad, the midfield. Zero control at any point of any match and Onana and Dalot at the back are against us every time they're on the field.

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar. The Reds exit the Carabao Cup. Grimsby: ✅ United: ❌

@ManUtd Plenty of time for them to score another your right

There's plenty of time left in this. #MUFC || #UELfinal

@markgoldbridge How in this era of football can you only use one foot as a professional

Luke Shaw starting is a puzzler as well. Been shit ever since he came back and absolutely dreadful tonight

@markgoldbridge This is just an average game for that mediocre player

Has Dalot had a worse half for United....

@AVFCOfficial Classic overhyped mid table team ruining my acca

The points are shared. #IPSAVL

What a suprise dalot being shit again

@IpswichTown @Nustone_UK Useless can't even beat league two team what a joke

⏱️ It finishes level. Penalties coming up... #CarabaoCup | @Nustone_UK

All from trashford standing still not giving bruno anything to do

Brunos having a nightmare does all the hard work and fucks up the easy part

@LIRIK finally hit 100 months as a sub, thankyou for all the laughs along the way, here's too many more

Finally he gets his goal

@markgoldbridge How's that onanas fault it was chunkbertos shit pass to garnacho

Keeper again? Either way that's gutting after how well we've played

My grandma could kick the ball harder than anthony

@TheCardDealer first time putting one on from you won't be the last

@piersmorgan Ten hag lives more rent free in your head than Megan and Harry

Pathetic. You can pull this stunt when you’re the greatest manager of all time like Sir Alex, but to do it when you’re as bad as Ten Hag and the journalists are accurately reporting how bad you are, is laughable.

@ScottGShore United fans know how shit rashford has been this season

@ManUtd If I didn't turn up to work like half of these lot don't I'd be fired, these lot deserve contract terminations

Goal. Newcastle take the lead. #MUFC || #NEWMUN

United are so shit