@ForTheDadsPod @KB_FFB @_willcompton @ShermStu_2 I know better. Sometimes you have to just own your L and get back to work.
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Tom Brady
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Tom Brady
@TJABrady
Former NYC Social Studies Teacher | WVU Alum | Movember Ambassador | SMU | PT6ICKO | 1x Fantasy Football Champ | 2x Fantasy Tomato Recipient
Dallas, TX Katılım Kasım 2018
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Wife hit me with a good one as I was about to do yard work. Absolutely buried me. “What’s going on Shrek?!” @ForTheDadsPod @_willcompton @ShermStu_2 #GOOD
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@_willcompton Need a Sir David Attenborough, Planet Earth voiceover talking about an animal in their natural habitat in a resting state. This is…Scottzilla
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Kid had a long day deleting pouches, getting into cabinets, and shitting her diaper
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I cannot believe I've gone 41 years not knowing about this
SweetDee@RealUnsweetDee
Nobody ever told me this was an option…
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@CollegeFBonX 2, 4, and 6. Love the red, but unfortunately, they are cursed
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Keep 2, cut 4 SMU football uniforms.
What are you keeping?
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“He’s running late for work. Have the baby and dog both throw up simultaneously. Oh and it’s trash day with a new crew that should show up 30 minutes earlier than usual.”
@ForTheDadsPod @_willcompton @ShermStu_2 #GOOD
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Tom Brady retweetledi
Brother it was a wedding in small town Missouri.
We grew up on canola oil, cigarette smoke, and lead in our yards.
Everyone’s infected with something.
The DCAP@DCAPSPARKS
By no means am I father of the year but this may be one of the most irresponsible things a parent can do.I realize it was your brother but I’m sure there were better options than torturing that kid and exposing the entire wedding to an infection.
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Current scene at MetLife. It’s actually on fire.
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Hate to do this to Bob, but you put some extra lettuce on that bobble head and it's 100% Cutsy @bobdoessports @Cutsysays @ohwowthejet @FatPerez33 #BobHQ
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@_willcompton If you’re that elite at the position, you shouldn’t feel the need to remind everyone. For this reason, I’m out!
GIF
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My brain is stuttering between loving this and hating this
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
Texas A&M WR KC Concepcion with a message to NFL teams, via @PlayersTribune. 🔥🔥
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@CollegeFBonX Keep 1, 4, 8. Honorable mentions go to: 2, 3, 9. Easy cuts for the rest
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Keep 3, cut 6 West Virginia football helmets.
What are you keeping?
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@ShermStu_2 @ForTheDadsPod AMOG? More like ADOG (Alpha Dad of Group)
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“Been listening to this Dad podcast called @ForTheDadsPod.. The hosts are two stoics in a sense.. You know.. they’ve been discussing a sexual practice known as ShockwaveMaxxing.. it’s some pretty innovative stuff actually.”
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Buddy’s 3-year old son got a new toy bat from his grandparents. Needless to say he’s very advanced and understood the assignment #BetOnMoonshots @ForTheDadsPod @_willcompton @ShermStu_2
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@_willcompton Everything about it is better than the last all the while never adjusting his jacket
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@ForTheDadsPod Two things can be true:
1) I have no interest in taking a cruise
2) didn’t expect to cry in my office on Monday before noon
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