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@crombula_ I can't think of a single way to prepare beans that would make an appetizing topping for toast

I really do think a lot of the American distaste for beans on toast is they think we're eating American, molasses-suspended BBQ candy beans. Like it really is insane the amount of sugar American beans have in them.

@MarioNawfal It really is worth thinking things through. Like this guy clearly did by learning that those sharks pose no danger to a human

This guy almost became lunch It's always worth thinking things through on holiday.

@Brandon10009985 @DrClownPhD The guy next to her, Thomas Massie, allegedly refers to his penis as a pinecone

@DrClownPhD Can someone explain the pinecone?

Awkward Kiss Cam - Part 1

@Toobusy41913321 He lost at least a dozen patients throughout the show

The best doctor have seen so far never lost a life while saving lives Did you just see how extraordinary a doctor is supposed to be

@mmajessic @TemooTitan How is it that not a single person confronted his dumb ass?

@TemooTitan Dude in the glasses needs to get his ass whooped

Watch the guy in the green sweater 🫢

@TemooTitan This is way too many people to be doing fake karate in the garage at one time

@SeHozaifa @onlineinsane I think your answer fits the question better. A teapot is full of tea not "T". Teapot works if you ask verbally but not when written

@onlineinsane Teapot... but my dumbass first said 'Titties' 😭💀

@CatchUpFeed On a scale of 1-10, how impressed do you think she was?

He was showing off his gun. You never show off your gun. Naturally, he found out.

@SoxSideJustin Could you kindly point out the fielder in this video that has the ball and is attempting to make a tag so that a basepath can be established? If not, there is no basepath for him to leave so it's a simple obstruction call

Sam Antonacci was called for interference when he wasn’t even close to being in the base path. You can’t make this up.

@SimulatedLion @usanewshq The reaction shot is the most important part of a sentencing video

@usanewshq WELL, we CAN’T see the reaction on her face once she learns of her sentencing because the damn video cuts off before that happens. Total waste of time, I really appreciate it 🤨

The woman who burned the raccoon alive learns her fate and the expression on her face is priceless

@AmazingSights I think if you accurately defined the non-monkeys as apes in this video it wouldn't have lost any entertainment value

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@Kippie1999420 @JoelWBerry If someone is averaging $28 per lunch then they are not exactly treating themselves "sometimes". That's treating yourself every frickin day

@JoelWBerry Heaven forbid we don’t want to eat like that and want to go out and treat ourselves sometimes

A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.

@RealPostFolder I'm not dropping the issue until I get my $2200 back plus a little extra. So basically It's up to the parents whether or not he has a felony on his record

@Raindropsmedia1 What shotgun? Clearly that oddly stiff but rolled up blanket just inexplicably went off

Doorbell video appears to show the man accused of k*lling a teenage girl in York County firing a shotgun through the home’s front door. Investigators said the suspect, 34-year-old Sean Hubbard, later returned and allegedly shot and k*lled 19-year-old Camariya Tidwell. 😳💔🕊️

@20th_Centurygal Corey Hart. I'm not sure about the day time but he proudly wears his sunglasses at night

Name a musician known for wearing glasses...sunglasses count too...🤓🎶😎

@T0ASTERWAFFLES @Her_Nonymous_D At what point in his story is he an asshole?

@Her_Nonymous_D Doesn't mean you have to purposely be an asshole, dude. Come on. Even the homeless deserve their favorite food once in a while!!

So today a homeless guy outside a pizza spot asked me if I could buy him something to eat. He said he was hungry, and without really thinking twice I told him, “Yeah, okay.” Then immediately after that, he starts telling me his order preferences 😭 Talking about, “I like extra cheese and pepperoni.” Mind you… I was already doing this out of kindness, not because I’m DoorDash. So I went inside and bought him a regular cheese slice. Nothing crazy, but still food. I come back out, hand it to him, and this man looks at the pizza, looks at me, and goes, “I said I like extra cheese and pepperoni.” The entitlement almost took me OUT. So I looked right back at him and said, “You can take it or leave it.” And instead of just accepting the slice, he….

@notcompleteweeb @poe_collector Watch both the movie and the TV show. Different characters but same concept and they are both insanely funny

@poe_collector I saw this clip yesterday and I had no idea I've never seen the movie but I have heard of it and this makes me want to see it for sure

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) is genuinely one of my favorite comedies but finding out they hired a friend to be IT on the set and tricked him into being the main character with no idea right up until the dude saw himself on a poster at Sundance is diabolical.

@xnxhamster The literal translation of "German shepherd" in German. Just like Americans and American bulldogs

What do they call german shepherds in germany?

@ZimbabweHistor2 @Yoda4ever Until the hunted got too cocky and the hunter almost killed him

@Yoda4ever Very interesting, when the hunter and the hunted become friends.

In 2015, a goat was thrown into a tiger’s enclosure as his weekly live feed only to become his friend..🐅🐾🐐🥺❤️

@IntensityStream @ZZMid8 I can honestly say I've never in my life been to a midget bar where a little person royal rumble didn't break out

@TJS3331 @ZZMid8 Now that I think about it, this happens every single time I go to a midget bar.

When the cops came in I was howling