Kiko

@braves2430 Picadillo. That along with arroz, frijoles, and sweet fried plantains.

Alright what would You make?

@3YearLetterman @TMZ She schtupped Hefner for a few years in exchange for a high-end lifestyle and C-list fame. She has the perfect intellect to get an adjustable rate loan on a waterbed.

@TMZ I don’t know who these people are

Holly Madison Dating Las Vegas Attorney Steve Dimopoulos bit.ly/49EC9Q0

@gguworld It’s strangely awful and yet magnetic!

Someone sent me this and I have watched it four times. I still have no idea what to say. Just watch.

@Super70sSports He was ‘ster-uggling’ with that line.

“Mr. Namath, we’ve been expecting you. I’m Mr. Roarke. Welcome to Fantasy Island!” “Thanks, I like your dwarf. When do I get to kiss Suzy Kolber?”

@shelbystardust I was conceived before we landed on the Moon.

Tell me how old you are in one sentence without saying your age. I’ll go first: I had my account banned on Club Penguin. 🐧🧊

@TheDrewWelch @Monica55dzrh But who makes the standard, the servers? The customers? The restaurant owners? I’m good with using 20% as a reference point and going (mostly up) from there, but only if you sat me at a table, took my drink and food order, brought those to me, and asked how it was.

@TKiko @Monica55dzrh I will say I think we need a standard for tipping for take out from sit down places. The waitresses prepare it and get nothing but 15%-25% for putting food in a bag isn't happening.

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic..... 🤔🤔

@AdultLovers2 Other appendage already raised. Hand is too busy typing.

she wants guys to suck on her WHAT😳

Sadece pratik zekaya sahip olanlar yapabilecek! Ördeğin kilosu nedir?

@TheCinesthetic “33” is so friggin’ good! Great show!

Battlestar Galactica (2004–2009) took a space opera premise and turned it into one of the most intense political and psychological sci-fi shows ever made. The paranoia & constant feeling that humanity was hanging by a thread made it addictive television.

@YaltCowgirl @Bluelov21790224 No, you’ll just put posts in your holes!

@Bluelov21790224 i'll post all my holes

if the cavs win i’ll post hole

@citiveni @Bluelov21790224 You think we wanna 🤬 your armpit? Eww Gross!

@Bluelov21790224 They won, heres the promise hole

@RealJorgeSBeach Fritas need nothing more than the fried shoestring potatoes and the buns.

Cheese on a Frita? come on man. To each his own but cheese on a Frita is like salami on a Cuban sandwich. I don't FK with my elder's traditions. You want cheese? go to McDonalds. Yes, the battle for Fritas in Miami is a tight horse race. But El Rey is the leader of the pack.

@trutriciahelfer You can take more if you want… 😉

I’ve got your back😉😈

@RealJorgeSBeach I certainly didn’t smoke copious amounts of pot when I saw Aerosmith there in ‘88 either.

I would be shocking to hear that anyone underage ever drank alcoholic beverages and or consumed illegal drugs at the Hollywood Sportatorium while attending a concert back in the day. Those kids were good young Christians. It was impossible with all of the security they had.😉

@RealJorgeSBeach “A Bronx Tale” right? 👍🏻

Listen here C, If you ask your girl where she wants to go eat and she says the Olive Garden is her favorite Italian restaurant? You DUMP her and you dump her fast.

@Username676357 @MLB @Cubs I think a well-placed ‘hockey chirp’ might’ve worked better- “Lady, you look like 100 pounds of lard in a 50 pound bag!”.

Hey @MLB @Cubs Come get your boy. “You suck my f*ckin d*ck b*tch”

@Kiran62r2 I think you left one out…

"pussy or tits?"

@3YearLetterman @earthcurated It’s only 446 years old. Pope Gregory XIII hit the reset button after nearly drowning in the Papal Waterbed.

@earthcurated Bullshit. Humans have been around for all 5,000 years

⏳ Fast history: Human beings have only existed for about 0.004% of Earth's total history. We are brand new here.