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Kinda reminds me of this joke: A German couple has a son who, by age six or seven, has never spoken a single word. Doctors find nothing wrong. The parents have given up hope. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly says, "Mother, the toast is burnt." The parents are stunned. His mother bursts into tears: "You can speak! You've been able to speak all along! Why have you never said anything?!" The boy shrugs and says: "Up until now, everything was satisfactory."

@TLEbird @owenbroadcast Maybe they just don’t want to or they’re worried that if they started flying people would expect it all the time

always interesting and jarring to see normal people’s idea of what a dumb question is. “why would the earth form into a sphere?” and “what prevents penguins from flying, and why would that be an evolutionary advantage?” are actually high level. can the average adult answer these?

@Paularbear4 @TheEbonyMaw Which includes the Turner Diaries.

@TheEbonyMaw Being banned from schools, I believe.

I’m primarily looking for serious answers here. If a book is 1. Not illegal to own. 2. Won’t put you on an FBI watchlist to own. 3. Available pretty much anywhere books are sold. then what constitutes a book being “banned” to these people?

Wouldn't it be funny if he said "Wow, extremely compelling. I'm seriously fucking gay."

@owenbroadcast because an albatross is heavier than a puffin, but its wings are ginormous. I think its gotta be the wingspan, not the weight. imagine if they did flight though. wow, that would be fucked up...

@owenbroadcast Do you lean more towards "its too fat" or "their little wings aren't designed for flight"

She wa my wa till i.... yknow what, nevermind.

They’re doing this to me today

hi everyone i got the fancy pip boy 3000 and u can mod it to add ur own music so my first song on it is david allen coe natürlich but i am working on adding 3/new vegas music as well. if u are considering it just get it its a delightful toy

@shortmagsmle To be fair, there's probably not a lot of ground between a gypsy and a claude model. Both can do quite a bit of financial damage before you even notice.

“Dua Lipa” sounds like it would be a Claude model

@Clavicular0 >my new strategy >its an old strategy

My new strategy is going to be Geomaxing. The United States is far too brutal of a dating market to compete in, so im going to geomax to countries with poor economies to mog people.

@frontierism you are fucking gay

Lindsey Graham is yet another political IQ test. His legacy is staunch advocation for getting one of our guys on the Supreme Court, and loyalty to Trump. Grandstanding over principles and picking apart pieces of his life is childish and weak. He was a Man in the Arena, and he moved the ball down the field. America would be a better place if there were more Lindsey Grahams.

@shortmagsmle Both of their windpipes had been deeply abused by the end of their lives.

@TLEbird George Floyd and Lindsay Graham…both good for the show, but ultimately not winding up in the same place

ӏ fіոⅾ ⅿуѕеⅼf асtսаⅼⅼу ⅿοսrոіոց Ꮮіոⅾѕау Ꮐrаhаⅿ'ѕ ⅾеаth, іո а ԝау. Не ԝаѕ ⅾеерⅼу сⅼоѕеtеⅾ. He had a very difficult life growing up. He was prone to anger. Some would say that he was prone to something more than anger. Не frеԛսеոtⅼу ѕаіⅾ hе ԝаոtеⅾ tο "οbⅼіtеrаtе еⅴеrу ⅼаѕt ցοаt-fսсkіոց, ѕаոⅾ-hսⅿріոց, tоԝеⅼ-hеаⅾеⅾ bastard frοⅿ thе ѕеа tο thе οіⅼ fіеⅼⅾѕ, bսtсhеr еⅴеrу ԝоrthⅼеѕѕ sandal-wearing ⅿοthеrfսсkіոց ѕоո οf а bіtсh" (іոсⅼսⅾіոց thеіr ԝοⅿеո аոⅾ kіⅾѕ) аոⅾ tսrո thеⅿ аⅼⅼ іոtо "rеⅾ fսсkіոց ⅿіѕt", аոⅾ "ⅼеаⅴе ոοthіոց bսt ѕⅿоkіոց сrаtеrѕ аոⅾ Іѕrаеⅼі fⅼаցѕ асrοѕѕ thе ԝhοⅼе ցоⅾⅾаⅿոеⅾ rеցіοո". (These are his words, not mine). Τhаt’ѕ bаѕісаⅼⅼу ԝhаt hе ԝаѕ ѕауіոց fоr уеаrѕ. ӏ сοսⅼⅾ bе ⅿіѕrеⅿеⅿbеrіոց thοսցh. Αոуԝау, hе ԝаѕ аⅼѕο ⅴеrу ցооⅾ fоr thе ѕhоԝ. Не ԝаѕ а ոеаr-еոⅾⅼеѕѕ ѕοսrсе оf 10-ⅿіոսtе ѕеցⅿеոtѕ. Еⅴеrуοոе rеаⅼⅼу ⅼіkеⅾ hіⅿ. Ꮐооⅾոіցht, ѕԝееt Рrіոсе.

My father said something very wise. He said "in many ways, Lindsay Graham was very groyperous". I thought that was very, very wise.

BREAKING: Staffers tried to drive Senator Graham to the hospital but he didn’t make it because of the sugar in his tank

@RichardBSpencer - get yourself TESTED, Princess. Being you suckked Lindsey's COCK (and several thousand others during your Beltway cruising days) and your former JOCKER Miss Lindsay just shook hands w/the grim reaper owing to GRIDS.

@TheIshanGoswami Of course it was!!!!

now that i think about it could the whole “our model is soo good that even government is banning it” was a strategic marketing stunt??

@DavidKPiano easiest polymarket bet I've made

You will never guess what's going to happen on July 19

@claudeai We do not like this cat-and-mouse bullshit.

We're extending Claude Fable 5 access on all paid plans, as well as keeping Claude Code’s weekly rate limits 50% higher, through July 19.

What in the……