Too Late The Hero

*WE WILL NOT BE PLAYING BANGOR OR PROVIDENCE THIS WEEKEND* I tested positive for covid, and with us already having a fill-in guitarist for Kevin, we've decided that it would be shitty to put the whole set on the back of our single-hired guitarist. So sorry! -Jack

@chloelizawhite What you’re hearing may or may not be what we’re saying 😉

@chloelizawhite The short version is our old label didn’t put it up out of spite. The label went under and got bought out by a bigger label. So we’ve been trying to figure out the logistics of getting them to let us put it up.

5 days… but also 7 days… Who’s ready to frig? I could have copied this caption from Fartbook but really wanted to punish myself.

hey @toolatethehero you haven’t been active in 11 years. can we have our friggin twitter handle?

85% of our riffs are Hangar 18

@amrcnclssc If we can use yours.

Yes hi hello we are back once.

ronald pump seems like a very bad man :(

@KMick311 am proud of you

@TLTHband I WAS THE FIRST TO LIKE

maybe we’ll also try the eve 6 thing. one time in alabama, jack and nate held kevin over a trash can so he could turd into it.

one time in ohio we were playing frisbee outside the venue and a pimp saw kevin’s long hair and thought he was a large girl and asked if he wanted to make money. he then drove away very fast.

@dgow23 nice

8 likes. it’s all happening.

5 likes babyyyy. on our god dang way.

@dgow23 new single 2021: fart with my tender turd in a blender

@TLTHband You’ll be the eve 6 equivalent of the Maine metal scene, perfect.

@kenneyli @TooLateTheJack @desmoxmusic Don't fucking mention our name.

We're erupting very soon. Next Sunday to be exact.

@kenneyli @LionsMaineKevin @TooLateTheJack No. Not really.

Recently got session files for a mix. On every drum track, the mic pre’s are so overloaded that each hit sounds like a shopping cart full of wet dog food hitting a pothole. But don’t worry guys, everything was recorded at 96k, so at least it’s unusable BUT ALSO high resolution.

"Come down off the flower bird and join the restaurant" RIP BANNER YEAR