Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™

Me: *picks at a scab* My blood cells who just spent hours building it:

I don't do revenge. I just do very well and forget you.

Find someone who will love the depressed you, happy you, growing you, worst you, and indecisive you. Without calling you crazy or toxic for not being able to understand you. 🫶🏽

How I'm going through life

Te calmas (and I can't stress this enough) or te calmo 😑

I used to tolerate a lot because I didn't want to lose people, but now I realize those aren't my people. Set boundaries. 🧘🏽‍♂️

Your password has probably locked you out more times than it has locked other people out. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Missing out on temporary pleasure to build permanent stability, is not a loss... Lock in. 💯

Having a body with 0 health issues is the luxury everyone forgets is a luxury. ❤️🙌🏽

I also like to live dangerously ☠️

We stress too much for a life that can end anytime. Stop caring so much and just live. 🥳

May people with pure intentions find people with pure intentions. 🙏🏽🧐

Me doing skincare so that she can have the nicest seat possible #HumpDayEats

That phat ass you got, Do you even have the proper certification to have that? 🍑

After certain things happen, you don't feel the same way about people anymore, no matter who they are.

Stay chill bro, It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

I will never forget who gave me a hard time when I was already having a hard time.

Sometimes, you just need a hug. No words, no advice, just a hug to make you feel better. 🤗

When someone says here's the thing & Me when I hear the thing

Expect little from people. Expect a lot from yourself. That's the secret of a happy life.

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I'm kidding all the time 🤦🏽‍♂️