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Ditsy Doris

@TMB_101

Potty mouthed. Now hates pigeons. Pubic hair phobia. Snacking is for winners. Scared of moths. Never take me too seriously, I’m a dick head!

Next to Bob & his blow up doll Katılım Haziran 2023
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Ditsy Doris
Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
Humanity at its finest ❤️
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Danny Tommo@RealDannyTommo·
#Armed #Migrants This is not a border crisis. This is an armed invasion by proxy. In the migrant camps and beaches of northern France, smugglers and those they traffic openly brandish handguns and weapons of war, filming themselves as they prepare to cross into Britain. These
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Fick Nerrari@FickNerrariLBC·
What ever became of Calvin Clown? Never see him on the timeline these days. Perhaps there is a god?
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas·
When a Trump supporter begs to fight in the war against Iran… and gets absolutely roasted. 😂🔥😂
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
Imagine believing their backlash is responsible 😂 I'd guess it has more to do with the chocolate containing more palm oil than cocoa 🤷‍♀️ Plus bars are much better value than the eggs... we're in a cost of living crisis 🙄 But sure... you did this...
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The British Patriot@TheBritLad

🚨 BREAKING: Easter egg prices slashed by nearly half at supermarkets including Morrisons. This comes after social media backlash over packaging missing the word “Easter”. The people refuse to let their culture be erased.

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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
Literally no one would shag Blunt at a chemsex party... no matter how many drugs they consumed. I'd say pull the other one but he definitely pulled his own 😂 news.sky.com/story/ex-tory-…
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James Tate
James Tate@JamesTate121·
Iran loves trolling Trump.
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas·
The whole world feels the same, lil buddy. 😂
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
You'd think a person whose marionette lines are deep enough to house a migrant family, would steer away from branding any fucker else ugly, but here we are 🤷‍♀️
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The Matrix.
The Matrix.@Hot_take_nigel·
Andrew Tate squats like a nonce.
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
@TRobinsonNewEra Sorry, we are having a group event that day and any women with an ounce of self respect... Will be nailing their flaps to floorboards with rusty nails, whilst simultaneously electrocuting their nipples. Have a blast though you tiny dicked, coke sniffing utter cunt 🖕
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
@EssexPR That will be our own homegrown dirty bastards. In the Muslim faith they can't defecate unless they can shower immediately after. If you insist on bashing Muslims at least educate yourself... it will save you looking an even bigger bellend! Dumb as fuck 😂
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Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧
Pooing in public… this was never a problem until the last 6-7 years or so, so why are these signs now popping up everywhere? 💩
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
@TateTheTalisman Sorry... currently in a tiddliwinks competition & I'm winning. Thanks all the same. Bellend! 🙄
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Tristan Tate
Tristan Tate@TateTheTalisman·
I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
@JHTJaderblom @JohnCleese You'd of had to be in possession of the brain capacity to understand it... something you sadly appear to be lacking... in droves!
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Torgny Jäderblom
Torgny Jäderblom@JHTJaderblom·
@JohnCleese Correct me if I'm wrong but.. Islam absolutely HATES diversity. Or have I completely misunderstood the Quran and all the messages and rules contained therein?
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Daily Agenda UK
Daily Agenda UK@DANewsUK·
AI can be very entertaining when it records reality.
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Ditsy Doris@TMB_101·
Corcoran is the new face of Mr Q!
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