Lord

@a34091148 @Neutralhater @Ryanair Exactly. Win win

@Neutralhater @TM_010101 @Ryanair but they will save a lot on fuel 💅

no

@mindclimb25 What does your girl look like ?

Imagínate valer $70.000.000 y que esa sea tu chica 🤣

@RachelD1892 @CommonsSpeaker @CommonsSpeaker won’t do shit ! Usual stuff will go on, Starmer will ramble and avoid questions and blame tories nearly 2 years in for their failures and the speaker will just watch

PMQs today. Starmer will try to turn it into the usual charade, ignoring the question and delivering his usual pre-prepared nonsense. Make him answer the questions Lindsay Hoyle!! @CommonsSpeaker the PM must not be allowed to continue treating the House and country with contempt!

@itvnews No wonder this useless cow is destroying the country 🤦🏻‍♂️

UK to send £752 million and 120,000 drones to Ukraine itv.com/news/2026-04-1…

@itvnews Blame tories,

How Reeves will respond to the IMF growth downgrade itv.com/news/2026-04-1…

@labourpress You lot have to be fucking taking the piss after the last year and a half we’ve had with you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

Yet still no apology for the mess they left Britain in.

@NIOGlobal A lot of Chinese companies are here in UK, yet you’re still nowhere to be seen 🤦🏻‍♂️ wtf ? Why so slow?

NIO ES9: 6 seats, wide and open, where every step in and out is effortlessly graceful. #NIO #NIOES9

@ZelenskyyUa Still begging 🤣🤣

I have arrived in Oslo. Important meetings are scheduled, as well as the signing of a bilateral document that will help strengthen our security. Ahead are talks with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, meetings with Crown Prince Haakon of Norway and with Norwegian parliamentarians. We continue active diplomacy with our partners for the sake of protecting lives and bringing closer a real and guaranteed peace.

@_Kwabena_Kodua 🤣🤣🤣

Went to visit my girl and her TV was on HDMI 2 with nothing plugged to it

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H @grok If you think she’s fat you are fucking gay you queer little twat

Hey @grok make her from FAT to FIT.

@GBPolitcs Fucking hell 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

🚨NEW: The number of people on Universal Credit has hit 8.4 million, up 63,000 in a single month, according to DWP data published today

@connelly2k11 @kemba2tatum @dom_lucre 🤣🤣🤣

@kemba2tatum @dom_lucre Nor my back garden yh muppet.

🔥🚨STOLEN: Colombia has announced they are putting down Pablo Escobar’s Hippos that have been an absolute omen on the nation. Around 170 hippos roam far beyond the infamous drug lord's former ranch, posing risks to communities and native wildlife. In response, the government has announced it will cull up to 80 of the animals in an effort to reduce their impact, but the plans have been met with criticism by animal rights activists.

@narindertweets Oh fuck off

This is dreadful. We need to rejoin the EU yesterday.

@CalvertLewin14 Little grassing long haired twat fuck off

Run from it or run to it.

@Johnson12719Ty @drillstarrr Are you stupid

@drillstarrr Man get the fuck up, it better to die on you feet than live on your knees!!!

Smokes (VP) gets punched up and made to apologise after “VP” GMs punched up this Albanian 🇦🇱 GM #fight #albania #ukdrill

@SkyNews Fkin useless @rachelreevesmp @uklabour

BREAKING: Britain's economic prospects have been downgraded more than any other major economy in the International Monetary Fund's (IMF) latest update on the state of the world. trib.al/LhyFrlA 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@UKLabour Shut up useless twats

This country has the best arts industry in the world, but without protection its future is at risk. As part of the Arts Everywhere Fund, this Labour Government is giving funding to 130 cultural venues, local museums, and libraries to ensure that everyone can access arts in their local area.

@PolitlcsUK Rachel from accounts strikes again @RachelReevesMP

🚨 BREAKING: The IMF has downgraded the UK's growth forecast to 0.8% - the biggest drop of any G7 nation

@Manutd_addicts @MahfuzMalik Bro you’d sell out for 3.5m

@MahfuzMalik There is no jealousy. Selling out means selling your soul for something you hated. He was always against corporate media and now he’s given in. His whole thing was about giving fans raw voice. It was never about that it was about making money and selling big.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Mark Goldbridge has SOLD OUT 💰 The Overlap (Gary Neville) has reportedly bought The United Stand + That’s Football for £3.5m 💸 From “raw fan voice” to corporate football media 📉 He’ll stay as the face, but now works under them on ~£500k a year. #MUFC