TOO MUCH TOMMY

@eswaggyp @KingJames look at that smile on GiGi’s face 😢

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

@InsiderWire Yeah, okay.

#BREAKING: Trump says he will investigate Polymarket insider betting, calling it a “global casino,” and criticizes prediction markets.

JUST IN: SpaceX has secured the right to acquire Cursor AI for $60 billion later this year.

This has been the biggest change to my workflow since Claude Code launched last year. You’ve got to try it out! It’s the fastest way to design, prototype, and communicate visually. And it’s absolutely incredible for making decks! Will share some of my top tips next week…

People named Adam shouldn’t be happy

@claudeai Just had it audit my dashboard + VS: couldn’t be more excited to work

Introducing Claude Opus 4.7, our most capable Opus model yet. It handles long-running tasks with more rigor, follows instructions more precisely, and verifies its own outputs before reporting back. You can hand off your hardest work with less supervision.

@Polymarket Bro is the dragon warrior

JUST IN: Claude Mythos is reportedly intelligent enough to “spot weaknesses in almost every computer on earth”

@Edward63561584 @mrfundman Not even

@TMuchtommy @mrfundman You lose to a model three performance.

Sport gas cars don’t even rev their engines at Teslas anymore they just look at you like this at traffic lights

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

I would like to sing Ice Ice Baby for the church tomorrow

@LakeShowYo LeBron like

BREAKING: AUSTIN REAVES IS OUT FOR THE REGULAR SEASON LAKERS ARE FALLING APART 💔

@LakeShowYo Yeah I’m pissed

Trump puts up a portrait of Christ for Good Friday. Christ is King!

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

La recepcionista del hotel que me atiende cuando voy de vacaciones con la gorda fea de mí novia

@unusual_whales Well them to AI it

BREAKING: The Artemis II crew encountered Microsoft Outlook issues en route to the Moon and requested help from ground control, per TechRadar

If my portfolio drops another 10% I’m going to the next no kings protest

@schizoraya True European; zero ability to detect humor or generate gdp

@LegionHoops 50 points and gay!