lula may's baby boy

extra plant footage + clutch hot mic audio = @adultswim bump. for the birbs, respectfully 🐦

@Apollo_21mil @OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan empirical* data. and no. i mean like what they used in the literal scientific research article i just sent you not some meme based on nothing that you pulled from your favorite shitpost account

@TNTgametokin @OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan You mean empiric data like this? Expand your small brain my guy, you’re a sheep. Also take statistics class, people who resisted vaccinations were included as violent right wing crime stats alongside several other terrorist activities.

Charlie Kirk’s assassin Tyler Robinson, 22, killed him because he hated his opinions and thought he was a fascist. Yet ironically, HE was the fascist, killing someone to silence their opposing views. The woke left love to say ‘speech is violent.’ It’s not - violence is.

@Apollo_21mil @OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan funny thing about empirical data...not just "democratic news sources" track it. you won't read this though...because you can't lmao start.umd.edu/news/umd-led-s… pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pn…

Democratic news sources commonly associate extremists as right wing even if they are terrorists. You’re just too much of a sheep to figure things out on your own. Keep your propaganda stars though. Probably don’t even understand per capita or how you’d feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning.

@Apollo_21mil @OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan says the dude with no comprehension skills 😂😂🤡

@TNTgametokin @OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan Nice gif, definitely lets me know ahead of time I’m talking to someone of low intelligence. The fact anyone would cite the anti defamation league for any statistic is hilarious and must be a joke.

@Apollo_21mil @OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan

@OGboobiehurts1 @piersmorgan Don’t they include Islamist terror attacks in “right wing extremist” , you’re clearly VERY unintelligent

i changed my mind i'm getting mcdonald's it's what luigi would have wanted

i feel like it's very important for us not to demonize all mcdonald's for the heinous acts of one branch, but i will be getting wendy's tonight in protest

altoona??? you mean the place steve urkel's aunt oona was from? i swear i thought that place was made up 😭

@Pinko69420 awww is the american flag emoji crew butthurt over this post??? 😂😂😂

@IAmLynnAll @_blorg_ @PepMangione this dude is sad his favorite ceo got clipped lol

7 years ago, I gave my hs senior speech on this topic: “Today, I will be talking to you about the future, about topics ranging from conscious artificial intelligence to human immortality. Likely, you’ll dismiss all this pretty quickly as interesting, but just science fiction…”

@Degenerate0341 @JaredRyanSears wow it's incredible to see someone both know "everything" and nothing at all at the same time. look how he parades his ignorance around while comprehending jack shit. take a bow 👏👏👏

Translation: “I have no idea how inflation works.” While you’re busy celebrating “real wages,” you conveniently forgot that inflation has outpaced wage growth for most of Biden’s presidency, meaning Americans’ purchasing power is still lower than before the pandemic. Writing less doesn’t make your point less wrong, it just makes your misunderstanding more concise. Do better Jared

If you're angry because: -Inflation is high -Crime is rising -Migrants are invading -Fentanyl Overdoses are rising -The economy is bad The truth is: -Inflation isn't high, it is 2.6% -Crime has been falling for years and continues to fall -Border crossings are the lowest in over 4 years -Fentanyl overdoses are dropping rapidly -America has the best economy in the world You're actually angry about the endless lies designed to keep you upset, scared, and willing to support those who will make your life worse and take your rights away to "solve" these issues. Be angry at the people lying to you.

@elonmusk bro you can try to buy as much stuff that ppl actually like as you want, but no one will ever actually like YOU

@Mann_O_Steel17 @UnSportsESPN @ChrisCanty99 Lol the dudes who followed him were on bum teams doing nothing and he's literally the only QB they were productive with and the Jets were just throwing money around 😂 I'd probably follow him too even if he was an asshole

@UnSportsESPN @ChrisCanty99 Hot takes for clicks! Hot takes for clicks! 🤣 A “cancer” that seemingly every former Packer has followed to NY in order to be around again? Who played 4 snaps, and won the Best Teammate award last yr voted on by the guys actually in the locker room w him? Miss me w it.

"This guy is like a cancer that has metastasized within the New York Jets organization and I don't know how they fix it." @ChrisCanty99 on Aaron Rodgers with the New York Jets

has anyone checked what fonzworth bentley thinks of this whole diddy situation? I need to hear a gentleman's perspective

new hack: start calling pronouns pro-life-nouns so conservatives finally respect them

shannon sharpe to someone's daughter on a random wednesday afternoon in september:

shannon sharpe just made 9/11 a day of remembrance for a different set of walls getting knocked down 💀

Shannon Sharpe Sunday: “You got to be professional Ocho” Shannon Sharpe Wednesday:

new rule: if a corporation is legally a person, so is my dog

@MattAAW @JoshEakle Over here yall I found another dumbass that doesn't know what fascism means!

@JoshEakle No one running is closer to fascism than Kamala. 😂

Here's Adin Ross, the guy who Trump spent his day with, discovering what a "fascist" is.