Everyone Relax

The mailbag is back open! This week — boys weekends, whether Charlie watches Wil’s standup and vice versa, improv vs regular shows, which biscuit Wil and Charlie are, and most importantly, selecting a Comedians XI to represent Australia in cricket. 📬🎙️

Guy and Charlie are back for round two of the Verhoeven retrospective — Total Recall! It’s Phillip K Dick but with one-liners and triple breasted honeys, and Verhoeven proving once again that middle-aged bald men make the most terrifying villains! 🚀🧠

Freo flag contenders or self-saboteurs? Charlie and Josh Garlepp find out. Plus AI at the AFL and hating the English cricket team. Everyone Relax feed! 🏉

Comedy royalty is in the house! Denise Scott joins Wil for a candid conversation about life, cancer, and her return to stand-up in 2026. One of the greats — don’t miss this one. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🎙️❤️

The inbox is overflowing so we’re getting stuck in! Today it’s lyric breakdowns, Wil’s rendition of Ice Ice Baby, and the very important question — could Charlie and Wil actually win a reality show? New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 📬🎙️

Charlie and @RobertGuyDavis are back in the store and this time they’re blowing the dust off the work of legendary Dutch madman Paul Verhoeven — because have you SEEN the state of the world?! He predicted all of it. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed!🤖🎬

Today on TOFOP, a woman brewed a mystery hot drink mid-flight and Charlie needs answers. Then it’s hotel buffet heartbreak, and Wil and Charlie are considering shaking up Crack That Pack. New episode out now in the TOFOP feed! 🧙‍♀️☕

Chaos reigns! Charlie is joined by Dom Fay from the Brisbane Lions podcast Roar Deal — and they get into whiteboard gate origins, Carlton’s never-ending coaching carousel, and the very serious question of whether the Bombers just need more blokes with long sleeves and tattoos.

This week on Everyone Relax — letters, legacy, high school reunions, getting older, and the hard-hitting question: can AI do comedy? It might end with Wil co-hosting with a toaster. New episode out now in the Everyone Relax feed! 🍞🎙️

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️: This episode features a Hawthorn supporter recounting their team’s sickening amount of success in the modern era. Also, is the AFL having their worst year ever? New 2 Guys 1 Cup in the Everyone Relax feed now!

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️: This episode features a Hawthorn supporter recounting their team’s sickening amount of success in the modern era. Also, is the AFL having their worst year ever? New 2 Guys 1 Cup in the Everyone Relax feed now!

IT’S TIME FOR A NEW INTERNET! You guys can keep this one, we just want one where we can check flights and make reservations. That’s it. Cheers and thanks. New TOFOP in the Everyone Relax feed now!

IT’S TIME FOR A NEW INTERNET! You guys can keep this one, we just want one where we can check flights and make reservations. That’s it. Cheers and thanks. New TOFOP in the Everyone Relax feed now!

Gather Round has come to a soggy end, and Charlie is joined by fellow Saints tragic Matt Stewart to talk about the unique torture of following perennial underdogs, why the media is kicking the hell out of them and why Chris Fagan is the competition’s grandfather.

I struggled to answer the question of "what is the culture/identity of the Carlton Football Club?" How would you answer it? Watch the full episode with Charlie below 👇

We know Blues fans are hurting right now, so we went to the man who hears from them every week, Terry Dehghani. As the host of @blueabroadmedia he has one of the most popular footy channels on YouTube, and together Terry and Charlie discuss Carlton’s ongoing issues.

🚨 HOT BUTTON ISSUE!!! 🚨 In one of our must contentious episodes ever, Wil reveals himself to be an anti-dunker. Hear the whole ep in the Everyone Relax feed now!

🚨 HOT BUTTON ISSUE!!! 🚨 In one of our must contentious episodes ever, Wil reveals himself to be an anti-dunker. Hear the whole ep in the Everyone Relax feed now!