Wei Yan, Wilson

Why I have so little friends.

@TOHweiyan this is peak.

@scorbunnyhearts Your spelling makes more sense anyways

for the longest time, i thought phlegm was spelt "flem" and "phlegm" was just some ye old way of spelling "leg" so you can imagine my concern when my doctor wrote i was coughing up so much phlegm </3

@sweaty_hearts All aboard the toxic gossip train innit

what a flex

Jesus Christ London your tap water taste like shit. Please fix

@katefoo_ Not much suggestions here but if you don't give too much shit for your camera, you can get pretty decent phones for cheap.

@scorbunnyhearts My gal being attracted to the spooderman with the deepest and most fucked up issues. :')

he has no business being that caked up #MiguelOHara

Last thing she said that the Italian pizzas have so little toppings it might as well be white bread

She went on to say their noodles are undercooked as well being slightly too hard

Mum came back from Italy and complains that their "rice porridge" has undercooked rice and tastes bad

@sweaty_hearts Who you slept with

Tiktok speeding songs up is just Nightcore with different names

Is anyone else annoyed by the excessive amounts of USE THESE 17 PROMPTS, I am 4 years old and earn 300k a year with AI, these 7 AI tools twitter threads on how to maximize chatgpt. Are these people selling courses or some shit.

Accenture is the Monash of working life

@Sentinels L + WHO IS EVEN IGLING + YOU ARE LOSING TO KRU

When I complain about traffic jams, I always need to remind myself that I am traffic

@writerteakits From spaghetti to lé aglio é Olio

I was finally, officially, diagnosed with ADHD last week after years of being on waitlists about it. Brain is still spaghetti but now professionally diagnosed spaghetti.

my brain feels like something i'm constantly trying to plug in but the plug keeps falling loose and not connecting and no matter how much i fiddle with it, it. will. not. connect. so i scream at it which fixes nothing.

@mahjason Did you throw a bunch of darts

Irl inting

When people ask what dundee's like, I am just going to show them this. This was filmed next to the park where some kid went : " WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHINESE CUNTS IN DUNDEE, THIS IS MY DUNDEE, GET TAE FOOK" still love Dundee though, amazing village

Let this be my lesson to not write too many "UwU", "OwO", "please motherfucking work" in my codebase for testing purposes.