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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 retweetledi
its all fun and games til the dank tank with a concerning amount of weed in the dash comes rolling in.
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ITS NOT LIKE YOU - TO SAY SORRY - I WAS WAITIN' ON A DIFFERENT STORY.
( very poorly singing. ignoring. tightening some loose bolts. )
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
IT FOCKIN BLOWS, MATE. [ hiding a smile behind his phone. ]
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 retweetledi
( borderline shouting beneath the vehicle. )
WOULD THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT ADMITTING NICKELBACK IS DECENT.
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
[ Just sitting there on his phone. Scrolling. No head bob. But occasionally peeking at what Tony’s doing. ] Are yeh gonna start talking about your bitch ex-wife next?
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okay. bet.
( cranking the dial - back to work. but also glancing back once in a while to catch the bastard in the act. )
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
Suit yourself. You’re on.
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not. that alcohol version is a plague upon the flavor.
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
Alcoholic or not?
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okay tough guy.
i'm gonna put on " how you remind me " and if i see so much as a head bob from you, i want a whole case of baja blast.
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
I mean REALLY?
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i'm one guy in a shop it's MY business if i wanna blast nickelback and breaking benjamin until my ears bleed.
just go for a walk or somethin' your mazda's gonna be done soon, dude.
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 retweetledi
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 retweetledi
who in their right mind puts those weird hentai faces on their bumpers
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...
( extending a hand. Firm shake, dirty as it may be. )
tony. nice to meet ya.
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
Eden. Nice to meet yeh. [ one hand sticking out. Other dropping to settle in his pocket. ] Tell me your name and I solemnly swear I’ll fuck off.
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I don't know you're name and you've absolutely exhausted me.
Eden————— 𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴 1-3@gildedhound
[ hands up! ] Tha’s right.
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