The Ola Of Somolu🦁

The more she kept talking, the more I said get that balloon back!!! Shout out to the single dad who has his stuff together when it comes to his kids!!!!

@Mohayatudeen That’s all that matters atp

We need to create more jobs, tackle the cost of living and tackle insecurity. Only then we will make Nigeria safer and more prosperous.

@Mohayatudeen I wish you goodluck in the primaries

I am seeking the ADC presidential nomination because Nigeria is at a crossroads. Prices have skyrocketed, there are too few jobs and the security crisis has spiralled out of control. Nigeria needs a new direction. And I'm ready to deliver that.

If more Nigerians are in work, more Nigerians can support their families and communities. That's why I have set out my National Jobs Programme blueprint, so businesses and the state work together to support job creation.

We need to incentivise businesses to create more jobs. That's why I have set out my blueprint for an employer tax credit, to support those businesses and help more Nigerians be in work.

@manliketimi_ Lmao what’s her handle make I help you tag am

Is Aunty Wumi Toriola single, she has been entering my eyes since January 😍😍

“I paid for fumigation and they’d be coming so so day….we won’t be able to stay in the go few days so I’d be going to my parent’s”

What’s the best way to ask a houseguest to leave when they’ve overstayed, while still keeping the friendship completely intact?

Hope it’s not what I’m thinking 😕🥶🤔

Dem no de tell person 😂

I don’t want to believe this is a real conversation cos omo 😭💔. Anyday my mumuness reach this level make God just take me😭

See Wetin dem turn this one too, his girlfriend told him that she’ll be going out with her girlfriends for the night and she can only text but not calls and this is what the guy had to say 😭💔

@phveektordrayne lol that’s a very manipulative person. The wife had better go collect that car from her mom and open up on what she’s going through

My colleague at work just bought a brand new car for his mother-in-law. Meanwhile, his own wife is still taking public transport to her office every single morning. ​His excuse? He says he’s trying to "secure blessings" and show the family that their daughter is in safe hands, but the wife is deeply resentful, and the tension in their home is crazy right now. ​To make it worse, the mother-in-law is busy flaunting the car on WhatsApp status, completely oblivious to the fact that her own daughter is struggling with daily commutes.

@ebedeegram Lmao I wasn’t expecting that plot twist at all 😭🤣

My wife signed up for the gym two months ago. And of recent, she has been acting strangely at night. Whenever she notices I am asleep, she would quietly leave the bed with her phone and disappear into the living room for a long time before coming back.

Men know exactly what they’re doing!!! 😭💔 after everything, THIS is the reply I deserve???

This woman carried a bag of pepper filled with magg0ts to Mile 12 market to grind. They asked her “Wetin you wan use am do?” She couldn’t even give a coherent answer. Ona kogheri. Meanwhile, she and her accomplice were busy trying to hide their faces from the camera. Wo! Whose mother is this biko? Why her mind strong like Anini? I know say times are hard, I gerrit. They probably saw the cost of replacing the soured peppers and decided to grind it like that. But this one no nice gan. Not at the expense of people’s health, cos I’m damn sure na mamaput business dem wan use am do. See as all the fat ma:ggo:t dey swim for the basin sukum sukum, like say na public school latrine. Person go chop am, the belle go wan busssst. Olorun maje o. And to those of you wey dey chase the latest food spot wey dey pack rice and extra stew for ₦100… Awoof dey purge belle o. See how Mummy Magorita dey run am for Mile 12 market. ©️BTV

With all that I see on social media these days about gym guys, my mind had already started misbehaving. Yesterday night, I decided to investigate properly. Around 11PM, she suddenly touched me lightly to confirm if I was deeply asleep.

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