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@claudiaaict jornalixo no seu melhor. whats next? os alemaes atacaram frança polonia etc porque gra bretanha atacou primeiro?😭🤣🤣🤣

A Judite de Sousa sempre a contribuir para os tesourinhos deprimentes. “Os japoneses atacaram Pearl Harbor porque tinham levado com duas bombas atómicas” É este o nível de jornalismo que temos em Portugal! Já nem dá para gozar, é mau demais. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@WarfaceClutch not me checking if theres any warface content on X after quitting the game many years ago, and now reading this 😅 sad to see. spent thousands of hours in warface was a lot of fun. many alliances lots of clanwars ranked matches, storm, team death matches and what not.

Friends, The team has made the difficult decision to discontinue the Warface: Clutch project in the near future. The game servers will remain operational until: PC versions: May 27th Console versions: August 25th [1/2]

@GovSherrillNJ embarrasing post. worldcup was held in many third world countries and they all had things sorted out wayy ahead of schedule. now such a post just 2months before it starts. pathetic. not defending FIFA here. theyre real scumbags too but this should've been sorted out years ago.

New Jersey is ready and excited to host eight FIFA World Cup matches this summer – including the World Cup Final. Since I took office, my Administration has been working to prepare for the biggest sporting event our state has ever seen – and today, NJ TRANSIT released their Mobility Plan to move 40,000 fans to and from each match safely and efficiently. In the FIFA World Cup agreement that my Administration inherited, FIFA put zero dollars towards transporting World Cup fans. It also eliminated parking at MetLife Stadium, putting the burden of transporting four times more matchday riders than typical for an event at the stadium on NJ TRANSIT. This agreement will cost NJ TRANSIT at least $48 million, while FIFA is positioned to make $11 billion during the World Cup. As I have said repeatedly, FIFA should cover the cost of transporting its fans. If it won’t, we will not be subsidizing World Cup ticket holders on the backs of New Jerseyans who rely on NJ TRANSIT every day.

@beyoumf no one

who saved you at your lowest?

@fcunion @TouchlineX congratz ! thanks to you guys wolfsburg learned what it means to win a game again after such a long period of time!

@TouchlineX Sincerely, shut the fuck up.

they dont make them like this no more.

@ArobaseElias_ both have about the same history as of right now. after this season, PSG might take the lead with a win of their second UCL.

C’est une blague ? On prend juste notre parcours en 95 avec un 8/8 en phases de poules, dont deux win face au Bayern, le BO de Weah et la 1/2 finale atteinte, ça éteint l’Histoire de City.

@imkikosuarez tbf khedira was ass.

Ferland Mendy

Examiner: The question is very easy Question: How do you own what you don't have ?

@Dat_boy_nino i might be terribly wrong but i dont think PSG is gonna slip this season. they have a super team and the best midfield in the world, no one from bayern or arsenal would make it into that midfield. thats whats gonna give them the edge

If Bayern makes it to the final Arsenal/Atletico Madrid has a fight chance, if PSG does then we will witness a repeat of last season's UCL final.

@tiagodteixeira pelo barça é boa noticia? da ultima vez que ele foi pra la, acabou com o barcelona e bateu todos recordes da La Liga com pontos e golos marcados -nunca visto antes. inclusivamente tendo aberto o caminho as champions todas que ganharam nos anos seguintes

Fico triste que vá, embora confie no Rui Costa para escolher mal novamente. Por outro lado, para o Barça é uma excelente notícia

joke of a country

@sues86453 how are illegals even receiving helps such as food stamps and medical and rent coverage if theyre illegals? can't comprehend it

Pay attention now! Joe legal works in construction, has a Social Security number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose illegal also works in construction has no Social Security number and makes $15.00 per hour cash, under the table. Ready?... now pay attention.... Joe legal: $25.00 per hour × 40 hours = $1,000.00 per week or $52,000.00 per year. Now, take 31% away for State and Federal taxes. Joe legal now has $31,231.00. Jose illegal: $15.00 an hour × 40 hours = $600.00 per week or $31,200.00 per year. Jose illegal pays no taxes. Jose illegal now has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe legal now has $24,031.00. Jose illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the State and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe legal spends $500.00 per month for food or $6,000.00 per year. Joe legal now has $18,031.00. Jose illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays rent of 1,200.00 per month or $14,400.00 per year. Joe legal now has $9,631.00. Jose illegal receives $500.00 per month Federal rent subsidy. Jose illegal pays out that $500.00 per month or $6,000.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe legal pays $200.00 per month or $2,400.00 per year for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe legal now has $7,231.00. Jose illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance."... and still has $31,000.00. Joe legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline.. etc. Jose illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline and what he sends out of the country every month.... Joe legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe legal's and Jose illegal's children both attend the same elementary school. Joe legal pays for his children's lunches while... Jose illegal's children get a government-sponsored lunch. Jose illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe legal's children go home. Now, when they reach college age... Joe legal's kids may not get into a State school and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for State schools through his taxes, while... Jose illegal's kids go to the, 'head of the class' because they are a minority. Joe legal and Jose illegal both benefit from the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not. Do you get it, now? If we vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens,... we are part of the problem. Its way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

@DjibinhoPvris_ depuis quand 2 > 3?

Unpopular opinion : si le PSG arrive à faire le back 2 back Ligue des Champions cette année, ça aura plus de valeur que les 3 remportées d’affilée par le Real Madrid

@vilelascb @PedgoPereira me enganei, grok estava errado tmb mas ja corrigi :)

@PedgoPereira @CryptoTuga1 Deve ter sido tão ridiculo que apagou haha

Isto é o que eu chamo, post de merda! Se o Braga vencer temos 3 equipas na champions, o que é mais benéfico! Burros.

@WolfRMFC delusional take

Getting current Jose Mourinho at Real Madrid will be the worst thing that could happen to this club. Another step in the wrong direction from Real Madrid.

@PraiseDeL @RisingStarXI rodri won a ballon dor. doesnt deserve respect either.

@CryptoTuga1 @RisingStarXI And wonthe Balon d'Or Put some respect to that lad 😜

🌎📈 The 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐔𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 in 2017.

@Simonero_pt @abolapt nao.

@abolapt Okay mas, se o Braga ganhar a liga Europa, eles é que vão à Champions! E ficamos com 3 equipas na Champions.

União nacional ou contas à parte? 🇵🇹🤔 O insucesso do SC Braga na UEFA Europa League pode ser o sucesso de um dos três grandes. Não sabes como? A BOLA explica. 😁 #uel #astonvilla #scbraga #fcporto #benfica #sporting

@Buffaloking500 ps2,PS,Ps3 in that order

Which PlayStation console deserves the Crown 👑

@1keezybaby 4 & then 6 followed by X and now 14 Pro

iPhone users only ‼️ What was your first iPhone ?