This Past Weekend Quotes

list of citizens of south Florida, from episode # 15: deviants anarchists jugglers magicians people with swords dolphins atheists

“Roll the ball, man! You ain’t gettin’ this ass, bruh!”

“He’d comb his hair 9 times in a minute. It’s like he was just trying to comb the darkness out of his soul.”

“Louisiana is one of the big fifty states.”

“That’s somebody’s step daddy right there!”

“I’m no Olympian, dude, but I’ve beaten some sparrows out of an afro.”

“What am i supposed to do with a badminton racquet, flip eggs?”

“First time you made a soufflé you probably was horrible at it, ya little Anarchist!”

“A B hole on his F.”

“Brad Pitt? I would hide in that man’s mouth if he wanted me to.”

“You know what that is, boy? That’s COOTER!”

“I don’t date the sick, I’m no Mother Theresa.”

“I remember it looked like somebody deep fried my mother’s head for about 9 seconds.”

“Poor. You know? Nothing. Eating cereal out of other people’s mouths like baby birds with bad sugar intake.”

“Bobby’s got that secret 6th in his pants.”

“Get up there and drop some sweet throat on ‘em.”