T.F. Pfyl

My iPhones featured photo today ROCKS.

Once an SNL household — always an SNL household.

Pet Sounds hate is disgustingly common . Just so everyone knows if you hate Pet Sounds i dont really view you as equal to everyone else

Running up some basketball today.

@Big_Boudreaux Oh interesting you’ve always been a first name and last name person to me.

@TPfy13 First name yes last name no, considered changing my last name to my middle name bc I'm not having kids so my bloodline ends w/ me anyway

Do you like your name?

In high school after most shows I would get orange juice at the gas station. So I’ll vouch this one.

It’s so awesome to have friends that know what will make you giggle.

SLU era is back

They’re only a dollar and they ROCK

Pot pies are BACK

@CakeyDrakey You and me both baby!

Imagine having a matching tattoo with ur ex. What an idiot!

Whatever

Salacious B Crumb

@zackhohenstein1 You’d love to be here in person for this arc I’m currently experiencing.

@TPfy13 yes exactly

Okay and then some kid came in and bought a book and I went “oh this one rocks.” He replied with “ya why do you think I’m buying it?” Something in the air today.

Some man just came into my work and asked me what I thought of “the LGBT and wokeness taking over comics.” I was so floored I just said “I think I might be part of that.”