Tyler Gates

Wow.

@Lost_Signal IYKYK

Alright WHICH ONE OF YOU THREW THE M&M AT SOMEONE IN A MEETING.

@aaronbuley @LacasseBrian No argument on the extra layers taking the whole fam brings! It's all Martian at that point 🤣 Walk a lot - it'll keep everyone awake and alert naturally and will help with time adjustment. Balance kid pace with all the things you may want to do/see (aka slow down! 😜)

Well, i'm not as well traveled as you sir!! When hauling my kids and in-laws, it feels like another planet. hahah What you got? take morning walks? get afternoon coffee? bring a book and take down time? my only plan for sanity so far is to make sure i go to the crossfit across the street. hahahah

Taking my kids on the biggest adventure of their lives (so far) tomorrow. Trying to stay low stress for me and the wife. ☺️ Any advice?

@aaronbuley @LacasseBrian Fun! That's just across the pond though ;)

@TSGates_ @LacasseBrian 🇪🇸

@aaronbuley @LacasseBrian Asia?

@LacasseBrian Really just trying to get advice on how to be on the other side of the world with 4 kids for 10 days and keep it chiiilllll. 😬

@aaronbuley @Lost_Signal @plankers It's sooooo good. My kids love it.

@Lost_Signal @plankers Super fun game. Can confirm.

@aaronbuley @Lost_Signal 👀

@Lost_Signal Ooooooohhh boy I have some stories haha

I thought this was like half of the promised office culture from RTO was seeing who fails the semi-annual HR test disguised as an open bar. (The other one being SKO)

@aaronbuley :(

We need to be allowed to use swim buoys in Ironman races. Nearly every death on this list is during the swim. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m…

@aaronbuley Still have that ETH ;)

.@TSGates_ remember when a bought half a cow of beef from you with $ETH when it was at $1,700?

@vtimd @aaronbuley Daaaaang!

@aaronbuley 279. But how many minutes you got?

Who had more? #SpotifyWrapped

@aaronbuley @vtimd Amateur.

@vtimd Dude! What! Hahaha

@vtimd @Lost_Signal The game you are referring to here is called "fraud."

@Lost_Signal Yup. It's all a game.

So I think this is actually a tax/expense scam. They’ll discount the box, and then jack up the catering bill.

@aaronbuley This sounds too real 🤣😂🤣😂

@TSGates_ It was hilarious. I would occasionally accidentally run you into walls and you'd fall off laughing so hard.

Had a dream I got RIF'd last night. Got a pink slip of paper that said "We really don't need you anymore." and then I got to pick from a box of RC cars. Found a super fast one that could carry a grown adult. @TSGates_ sat in it and I drove it around the halls until I went home.

@aaronbuley No! :(

My stepmom was just diagnosed with stage 3 ovarian cancer. If any of y’all know someone who beat this one, hit me up please. Thx.

@Lost_Signal @aaronbuley 🤣 I've never actually been to a Michelin rated restaurant in Dallas. Poor D-town foodie crowd :(

@TSGates_ @aaronbuley 1? SERIOUSLY !? I KNEW DALLAS WAS BAD, BUT 1? reddit.com/r/houston/comm…

@aaronbuley I'm betting on Joanna. She'll just run 35 miles on donut fuel and shotgun a single beer to claim victory.

@TSGates_ good man. i love it. see you SOOOOOON!!!

The Filthy 50 is upon us! We're running the first ever event this weekend. Place your bets... who will be the first individual and first team to 50 with miles, donuts, and beers? YouTube video of the event will be up next week. :) sites.google.com/view/filthy50/…

@aaronbuley Not a bit. I just went and registered 😂

@TSGates_ tell me you didn't read the website without telling me hahahaha :D

@Joey_vm_Ware @aaronbuley My back is actively trying to kill me.

@TSGates_ @aaronbuley My back reminds me every day that I'm in my 60s.. when I'm really in my 40s :P

What’s your “retirement number”?

@Joey_vm_Ware @aaronbuley I'll never not be 15 at heart, Joey.

@TSGates_ @aaronbuley You need to update your profile pic anyways Tyler ;)