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…ummm I got questions! 🤨

Europe can finance Sniffy the Clown.

There are trans-identifying men who freeze tomato sauce into cylinders to shove up their backsides so that when it melts, they can pretend that they’re having their period. But no, this is definitely not a fetish… or a mental health issue.

@sappholives83 @Martyupnorth Manchausen Syndrome.

Since facts are friendly, here’s a few: Jimmy Kimmel was only getting 129,000 views. And hemorrhaging his network’s money. I got 22,000,000 views for a single post on X last week. I don’t ask for a dime from my viewers. I just want to share the truth. There’s the difference.

A person flew to China, got a kidney "in short order," and someone in the family wrote it like a comedy in a book ‘Larry’s Kidney.’ Jan Jekielek told @DrPhil what the author probably didn't grasp: someone was likely killed for it.

🇪🇸 Właśnie poderżn*ł gardło kobiecie w Barcelonie‼️Na ulicy. W biały dzień. Kobieta zmarła na miejscu. Mainstreamowe media natychmiastowo zakryły twarz nożownika. Ale internauci natychmiastowo tę twarz znaleźli. Twarz - zgodnie z oczekiwaniami❗️ #MasowaMigracja #migration

Did you know that Barbara Streisand took out a PPP Loan for $200k, and Robert De Niro took one out for $27.7 million? These people have net worths of hundreds of millions each

Hello Senator Thune, At 3 AM on Friday, March 27th, in a near-empty chamber, you passed a bill by voice vote that excludes all funding for ICE and CBP. Let me repeat that: voice vote. No roll call. No record of who was there. No accountability. Just you, Barrasso, and a handful of senators shuffling paper in the dead of night while America slept. You could have demanded a recorded vote. You chose not to. You could have held the line for five more days until the House returned. You chose not to. You could have used the same procedural tools Democrats have used against you for 40 days. You chose not to. Instead, you gave Chuck Schumer exactly what he asked for, DHS funding minus immigration enforcement, and called it a win. Then you walked to the cameras and blamed the Democrats. Let's be precise about what you did: 1. You caved to a demand Democrats made on Day 1 of this shutdown. Forty-one days of supposed hardball negotiation, and you settled for their opening offer. 2. You handed them a template. The next time Democrats want to defund any agency — ICE, CBP, or anything else — they now know: just shut down DHS and wait. John Thune will fold at 3 AM. 3. You punted to reconciliation. "Good possibility," you said. Not "we will." Not "guaranteed." Just maybe. Meanwhile, ICE operates on fumes from last year's bill with no certainty of future funding. The precedent you set: You have argued for months that the filibuster is sacrosanct. That the 60-vote threshold protects minority rights. That we cannot bend Senate rules for policy wins. But at 3 AM on Friday, you bent every norm that actually mattered: • Voice vote to avoid accountability • Empty chamber to avoid debate • Midnight deal to avoid scrutiny • Immediate recess to avoid questions You'll bend the rules to avoid a fight. You just won't bend them to win one. What you've actually accomplished: Democrats demanded ICE restrictions. They got ICE defunded. Not reformed. Not restrained. Defunded. And you're out here tweeting about how Democrats are the "Defund the Police" party while you just voted to defund border enforcement at 3 in the morning. The question you should answer: Why did this deal have to happen at 3 AM? Why couldn't it happen at 3 PM, with cameras rolling and every senator on record? You know why. Because you didn't want your voters to see what surrender looks like. Here's my message: We saw it anyway. Stop hiding behind "Democrat obstruction." You're the Majority Leader. You set the schedule. You control the floor. You chose this outcome. Own it.

@cryptojourneyrs All this but zero fatalities. Gotta give the credit when it’s due lmao

End of an era. Here’s some of your greatest hits. RIP Spirit Airlines 🪦

Meghan Markle was never pregnant with Archie. There was no way she magically became pregnant mere weeks after her wedding. The she had to ruin Eugenie's wedding by wearing clothing suggesting she was pregnant and started the incessant coat flicking. At what point did Harry know though? Obviously, when she didn't start showing and shoved a moonbump up her dress, he knew and went along with it. Did Harry have a surrogate lined up? Does he get to have an opinion about anything in their marriage? We don't know much about the surrogacy. When it was planned and paid for, but it will come out. What people should know is Meghan is going to try and cry that r@cist people in the royal family didn't want her to have a 1/4 black baby, which is a complete lie. The only r@cist among royals is Meghan. She wanted her kids with Harry to have red hair and blue eyes, which is pretty sick considering she is dark. Dark kinky hair and dark souless eyes. So go ahead and pretend she had a baby. Just know it was never with Harry. And her two kids will be pulled from the LOS very soon. Here is a real royal pregnancy, complete with morning sickness and weight gain.

A sad day for Germany 🇩🇪. 5.000 US 🇺🇸 troops will leave my country. They defended us for 7 decades and they never misused their power (unlike the Soviets). They acted disciplined and friendly. They taught us a lot. The U.S. is like a big brother for Germany. But the U.S. administration is right: Germany can stand on its own feed nowadays. The U.S. needs its resources to deter China 🇨🇳. And one day, when we Europeans are strong enough we will do so as well. Thank you American soldiers for your service for liberty and peace in Europe. 🇩🇪 🇺🇸🇪🇺

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food - Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules - McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states) - Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate) - Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu) - Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream) - Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick) - Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries) - Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup Our food is a science experiment Make America Healthy Again

I never understood why "oriental" was considered a bad word. Its a cool sounding word and "the Orient" sounds exotic and mysterious, which are always desirable traits.

As an Asian, I believe we should revive the usage of the term "Oriental" to distinguish East Asians from South Asians, Arabs, and other races in Asia Everyone knows we're extremely different, yet we're lumped together simply because we share the same continent

🔥🚨JUST IN: It has been revealed that the school that was exposed for having students that can’t read is allegedly attempting to expel the student who recorded the original video that went viral.

A White male says he has submitted over 300 job application, he can’t get a single call back So he tried an experiment, he updated his resume to have a common Indian last name ‘Singh’ He says he’s already gotten 3 callbacks This is discrimination based on race and it’s happening everywhere to White people

Shocking: A Black man beat a one-year-old to death — breaking his legs first out of frustration. Yet woke Judge Jacqueline Bluth approved a pathetic plea deal, giving him just probation. MSM keeps silent on black-on-white violence. Impeach this woke judge? A. Yes B. No

🚨 UPDATE: President Trump DROPS this DISGUSTING photo of what Barack Hussein Obama allowed to happen to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting pool Algae and goose poop was allowed to sit for YEARS "This is what our Country was before, and after, 'TRUMP!'" Cleanup and American flag BLUE coating underway! 🇺🇸