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Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

Doordash McDonalds to the White House directly ? Where the president grabs it himself…. (pause). Come the fuck on…. That dont even make sense to a dumbass.

A company who willingly participates in a staged food delivery to a war mongering rapist and pedophile is a shitty ass company. Fuck DoorDash🖕 @DoorDash

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

OMG! Who made this? 🤣

She’s not even a door dash driver, she’s a paid actor for Trump’s Propaganda machine.

Remember folks, these women never met each other.

So…… First lady Melania Trump is claiming she does not know and never met Jeffrey Epstein - meanwhile:

@_caswel @n0thasghey Steam works ? .. who said that ??!!!

@n0thasghey there is in Chicago but idk about Miami

Is there a gym I can workout naked in

Dear Americans, if you hate Trump, repost.

I’m pretty sure Trump really doesn’t want this photo of his bald spot circulating… so whatever you do, do NOT retweet!

Show me how much u wanna own this pretty little mouth RT if you do #NSFW

oh shut the fuck up theo lolll

Kristi Noem’s husband while she’s out attacking drag queens

@HQNewsNow @NICKIMINAJ even tho you aren’t even a citizen b !!

Meryl Streep: The SAVE America Act, if that passes, all the married women that have changed their names are going have to go to the registrar and prove who they are. Otherwise, when you get to the voting booth in November, you might be disqualified, because your name on your birth certificate doesn't match the name on the voting rolls. I think that women need to be heard

Well… first it was Kristi Noem, now it’s Pam Bondi… it would be too much like right that Pete be next. I see a theme. He will throw the incompetent women under the bus a lot faster than the incompetent men 🤷🏾‍♀️. Let’s just agree that America needs a “do over.” The President nominated these awful people, the Republican controlled Senate confirmed them, and well… too many people thought we should give this much power to the Pu**y grabbing, 6x bankruptcy filing, 34 count convicted felon bestie of Epstein. WE NEED A DO OVER… but only if America would do better. 😫

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country, we have 50 states, all these people, we're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things

biggie smalls & faith Evans (1995)

@Covenant_Jx Noems husband

Doja Cat 👀