Mister Neil

Let's say, hypothetically, that, for whatever reason, people still find my crap entertaining long after I'm gone. Anyone who alters or rewrites my stories to be more palatable for modern tastes and sensibilities is a vandal. You are rewriting history and are scum. #RoaldDahl

@TheDavidVinc Dying to hear your take on this, dude.

Heading to bed now, but I'm all nervous like a kid on Christmas Eve! I can't wait to see what @SquareEnix has in store for us tomorrow for Dragon Quest Day!

@TheDavidVinc Well, it certainly was brief. 🫤

How much you want to bet that it's only 10 minutes long so they can keep a muzzle on Yuji Horii? Last time the stream went on for an hour and he revealed Dragon Quest 1 and 2 when he was only supposed to talk about 3 LOL

Not gonna lie, @SquareEnix. I'm not too hot about this design. You guys have an army of artists who draw in Toriyama's style. What *is* this? There's no way this is his design, right? #DragonQuest @DragonQuest

So wait... was that really it? #DragonQuest

I sure hope those DQ12 character designs are placeholders. It's not like you guys don't have a dozen guys who can ape Toriyama's style.

Okay DQ. Let's get No. 9 out of DS jail. #DragonQuest

Goodness, I almost forgot! You excited?! I'm excited! Everybody, be excited!!!

@HCGSHOW @Kimmeh2013 You two are cute together.

@Kimmeh2013 Kim got me so good in this episode!

THESE NEW GAMES HAVE NO HYPE - Happy Console Gamer youtube.com/watch?v=1jb-s7…

Our English patch for Kowloon's Gate, the surrealist Asian-gothic cyberpunk PS1 adventure game arrives June 9th.

Is this a big deal? At my most active, I don't think I've ever come close to hitting this much activity. You practically have to live on Twitter to hit this limit.

This is the big one. You won't want to miss this.

@HikikomoriMedia James had the best response to Patton. Ignoring him. It hurt James not at all.

10 years later, Patton Oswalt still owes him an apology

A Brazilian YouTuber killed the Photoshop subscription. It's called PhotoGIMP. It takes GIMP, the free image editor, and makes it look and feel exactly like Photoshop. Same toolbar. Same panel layout. Same keyboard shortcuts. Your hands already know how to use it. Photoshop vs PhotoGIMP: - Price: $275.88 a year → $0 - Account: Adobe login required → No login, ever - Files: Saved to Adobe cloud → Saved on your computer - Updates: Forced when Adobe says → Only when you want - Works on: Windows and Mac → Windows, Mac, and Linux No Adobe account. No cloud upload. No AI trained on your photos. How small is the patch? Tiny. → Nine settings files. That's it. → Copy them into one folder. Done. → Open GIMP. It now looks like Photoshop. → Don't like it? Delete the folder. GIMP goes back to normal. Three steps to install. One command to uninstall. 8,751 stars. 272 forks. 30+ people from around the world helping translate it. One honest note: the license is GPL-3.0. Free for everything. Personal work, paid client work, your own edits. No "Pro" tier hiding behind it. Dionatan Simioni runs the biggest Linux YouTube channel in Brazil. He built this from Marau, a small town in Rio Grande do Sul. No VC. No team. No fundraise. This is what Photoshop should have been from the start. (Link in the comments)

My shoulder has been killing me. I need to pop 2 Aleve just to draw. 😢

@IANdrewDiceClay I remember the Deciple being some mystery man I failed to even recognize, because his face is covered in hair and sunglasses. I don't remember what the first time he spoke was, but the moment he put a mic to his face, I was like, "Holy shit, that's Brutus Beefcake!"

Ed Leslie with a promo so bad and mumbling, the rest of the nWo worked their own angle around it to take the attention away from it.

@mask_bastard I dunno. Admittedly, Epic is my lowest priority for digital gaming storefronts, but you can't beat free. I rarely buy anything, but I'll gladly take the handouts.

what makes everyone love steam and hate epic games?

@WrestlingCovers Also, Team 3D were simply given cool, new shiny belts and TNA broadcasts just switched to calling them the TNA Tag Team Champions without any further explanation.

@WrestlingCovers TNA's explanation was that Sting pinned Christian while also tapping out to Angle, thus making the title change "controversial". Angle was "stripped" of the NWA title, despite not actually winning it, and then the NWA title was never mentioned on TNA TV again. 2/2

Video from that day where the NWA Executive Director announced they were ending their 5-year relationship with TNA. Had never seen this until today.

@AJLeatherman @the_joe_marotta I was coming here to say that.

@the_joe_marotta Rude finally had to pay the price for all of those mother jokes.

Cancelled Matches File: Starrcade 93 (Aside from the obvious one ✂️) Davey Boy Smith was replaced by The Boss... a big one, man.