Chris Strike

@XJinzai_CutterX Ah, they finally gave the new gen their version of Exodia but on steroids.

What — and I can’t stress this enough — the /fuck/???

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I also may or may not have finally deleted all of my spam email from my old bookings e-mail too... Good God, some of you promoters are STILL fucking cheapskates.

It's a shame Deathsteaks didn't make it to a whole decade. Aries sent me the damn design of what the 10 year anniversary jackets would have looked like four years ago and I finally found the damn e-mail with it. I may or may not have just punched the air. Anyways, hi.

@LasVegasSiren #OOC ...WHAT IS TIME?!?!?!

#OOC: This goofball. This kind, compassionate,hardworking, enthusiastic, encouraging and dedicated goofball is 17 today. I couldn't have asked for a better human being to have the honor of calling my son. I'm proud of the young man you have become!!

Dug this one out of the old closet a few days ago. I'd say I regret being hated enough for this to be a "good" merch idea once upon a time...but it was San Diego, so you know what? Fuck 'em.

...It's been four plus years and yet, how does this STILL keep applying to your current day circumstances, @BiancaSlaysYou?

@KillAmaroKill Too many, Eileen. Too many.

@TWMChrisStrike How many staples did I need for that again?

"The Blood Donation from Hell." That's what they called that particular incident. ...Most of that blood was Eileen's, by the way.

@LasVegasSiren #OOC I am so proud

#OOC: My son now has a mortal enemy in football: Spain.

@SparrowXDead Ah, well. It was worth a try.

@SparrowXDead by the way, I still miss the YouTube channel. You sure you don't want to at least come back once for that Brazilian kitchen video idea we'd talked about way back?

@thechamp4life @SongbirdsFlight So is she.

@SongbirdsFlight @TWMChrisStrike Wow, I'm just trying to be nice.

OK, I do think I've come around on this "mostly retired" life at this point. I never thought I'd get to that point but here we are...

@thechamp4life It’s kept me busy but in the best way.

@TWMChrisStrike Wow. That's something.

@thechamp4life twitter.com/Lady_Magdalena…

@TWMChrisStrike "helping Ana get things ready for the new arrival in the family." Huh?

@thechamp4life Not a whole lot, really. Just been mostly working on some non-wrestling related hobbies and helping Ana get things ready for the new arrival in the family.

@TWMChrisStrike Sup, old man?

@SongbirdsFlight @thatpieintheSky Anything you all need, let us know. We love you and congratulations.

Merry Christmas from me and @thatpieintheSky. 🐦⛅♥️

@Lady_Magdalena Well, we have some preparations to make then!!!

Oh sweet lord. We're going to be grandparents, @TWMChrisStrike.

I just want to add context to this that I smacked Jackie as hard as I could on the back of the head a few months ago after understanding this reference. Might have nearly started a brawl out of it but worth it.