Thomas J WarPocket

@MDnellis33 Aren’t we all either British or Larry the Cable guy?

Are french fries bad for dogs?

@adampatrickNFL He blocks well which is inexpensive and valuable

Former #Vikings first-round pick Laquon Treadwell has signed a new contract with the #Colts Treadwell will be entering his 11th season in the NFL

Nipple cream

@JeffPassan I thought he signed with team USA

First baseman Paul Goldschmidt and the New York Yankees are finalizing a one-year contract, sources tell ESPN. Goldschmidt, 38, returns to the Yankees after hitting .274/.328/.403 for them last season.

@MichaelRapaport I imagine you suffer more than I could imagine everyday. I pray that continues tenfold

A week after the snowstorm and this is what we got Zoron the Shoveler! Filthy black snow, garbage soup, ice rinks on every corner, cars buried like fossils. People slipping, breaking ankles, nobody shoveling, nobody salting, nobody doing SH*T. This is New York City. Three minutes from the mayor’s house. Start spreading the news… this place is a dirty snow covered dump. Clean it the f*** up Mayor

Carini had a lumpy head

Ok fine I’ll reload my TouchTunes

I love goose

Running to the ball matters!

@helf12 Glad 10 hasn’t panned out like the former UNC #10. Low man wins so that’s probably true. Appreciate you letting me have my shine.

@TWarpocket_25 you don’t know football like I do. Do you see how good our quarterback is? I swear if I chose to play football in college I would have taken your spot at linebacker…no one understands the game like me.

I love daft punk

@sjdeez38 Figured. Nice man

@sjdeez38 Who

@bpfreshlegs Fair

@TWarpocket_25 it’s mostly a separate issue

@bpfreshlegs It’s not even though Michigan lost tonight

@TWarpocket_25 you might not like it but it’s what’s right

@bpfreshlegs #no

Forgot what it felt like to want to kill myself because my favorite football team was losing. Missed it

Pure comedy

Jaishawn Barham got ejected for this hit. Just put flags on the QBs at this point.