Adam Greco

the bit of lore my family is most proud of is that on like day 1 of covid, when everything shut down, my brother launched a covert spec ops raid on hearst castle and drank a beer in the neptune pool

My buddy calls him The False White Hope

I take it personally when you remind me about Venmo requests

@LAs_Weekdays Those videos were my resumé

@T_Grexx Did you show them your passes from the last job yet?

Starting a new job today. The only thing I’m concerned about is making sure I’m the most athletic in the office

Jannik Sinner would beat the rec specs off this kid

Does that say world #2? This “sport”(hobby for the middle aged) is a disgrace

What’s the opposite of Ozempic? My New Year’s resolution for 2026 is to get really husky

Just a kid with a rocket arm and a dream. One (1) year of eligibility left due to Covid. DMs are open

Oh no…your cute little paddle sport requiring little skill and movement is going away? Pickup a racket and get on the baseline, big papa is serving, love-all. Tennis will never die

My least favorite people on the planet: 1. Shohei Ohtani 2. Yeah I guess that’s it. I can’t think of anyone else. Shohei Ohtani is so horrible he makes me see the good in everyone else

Cold pizza has less calories than hot pizza. Especially if eaten in the morning

I’m at a sports bar watching college football with my girlfriend and 4 of her girl friends. This is like putting on animal planet for a dog

Thinking about prime Rajon Rondo

He his a liar, a thief, and overall a horrible person. He should be locked up until he is 50 (this has nothing to do with the baseball team he plays for) #freeIppei

Ratatouille is a good movie. It’d be a great movie if it was set in an American city, like Cincinnati

Word around town is that after last night G&T’s will be renamed Greco & Tonics

You gotta stay in the mix cause if you ain’t in the mix then you’re outta the loop

Uhh hey buddy that’s my ball

Test Shohei for IUDs. No way he’s doing this naturally