Tina Loafy

I’ve collected this lovely girl from Eternity Beach arrivals. Sendin’ all me love to me Dad. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌈

I do not care what anyone says, I fink I’m doin’ a solid job as the Windsor’s press secretary. Innit.

I go out to watch #Barbie and Twitter changes to X. This is like when I went to see Saving Private Ryan and they changed Opal Fruits to Starburst. I’m a fucking jinx.

Welcome to Eternity Beach @barkbutton I always wanted to meet you, but not this way. 🌈

Welcome, Paul O’Grady. A human truly worthy of an eternity in dog heaven.

Pleasure to welcome @MissStarhound to Eternity Beach. The BBQ is on, and many tales are to be told. 🌈

@J_Loaf Yup! That’s what ‘e does. Good job ‘e can’t fit down your chimney.

@T_Loafy He looked like the kind of guy who would take gifts from the house, not leave them. Merry Christmas to you, Zak, Molly, and all the hounds of Eternity Beach. 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄❤️❤️❤️🐾🐾

The hounds and I returned from our morning walk to find a huge lad, standing at the end of our path, barefoot. Must’ve been a good night out. Yes, I locked the front door when I got in.

Murray Christmas from NZ 🎄

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EARTH DWELLERS! Zak and me went out last night and painted the town red. Literally speakin’. It’s amazin’ ‘ow far 5 tins of B&Q emulsion will go. I ‘ear cop sirens. 🎄🎄🎄🎄❤️❤️🐾🐾

Are Brillo pads like Shredded Wheat for robots?

The UK right now. Y’know, it all started to go wrong when I died. Maybe I should come back to sort it out.

For those who is dyin’ to ask; NO, she hasn’t arrived up ‘ere.

@chickadickadee Yoo do that! Yoo should use your powers of persuasion every day to keep sharp❤️

@T_Loafy Gonna tell mum I want sodidges 🌭😋

Today is the feast of Saint Guinefort, the only dog saint. Tell your yoomans that yoo must ‘ave extra treats today to celebrate this special date in the #greyhound calendar. #FeastofSaintGuinefort

@loonylankylegs Sendin’ yoo the ‘ealin’ vibes, petal flower. Luff yoo!❤️❤️

I am not well. My legs won't work right since yesterday. At vets having x-rays ,poss referral to Paragon for MRI/CT 🥹🫣😫🐾🐾 please keep paws crossed for me as when I can walk I am wobbly, not eaten much in 2 days ,my hood v worried

@casalindi @Spindle_Hound YES! Yes yoo should celebrate too❤️

@T_Loafy @Spindle_Hound We are whippets but we think we should celebrate too 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️👅👅👅 dish the treats mum. Xx

@DLurcher Raise a snossidge!🐾❤️

@T_Loafy Oh wow, just read up on Saint Guinefort. I shall raise a gravy bone to his legend! X

@harborhound8 @plainoldgrumpy That’s coz yoo ‘ave the best legal mind in the country. Nice one. Smart.

@plainoldgrumpy It is grey’ound law! Ask @harborhound8 Expert lawyer. X

@T_Loafy He was very surprised to hear this and asked how long I had been aware of this day. I explained I only found out today but he seems to think I need to supply snacks for the entire 5 years he has missed.