Taco Johnson 🇺🇸

It’s just a matter of time before republicans turn on Elon.

Early preview of tomorrow's "𝐍𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲" freakshow—featuring 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗲, the doped-up satanist cultist clearly coming off whatever poison he shot up this morning. Watch this degenerate meltdown as he spazzes out on a real patriot who dared to stand his ground. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙? That's the sound of pure evil—and exactly why we need to crush these leftist parasites before they infect more of our streets. These aren't "𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴"—they're domestic terrorists high on their own supply! 🎥: @ScubaSteve026

@realgoatblitzer Fuck Iowa

At this point. 7 minutes remaining. I am rooting for Iowa 💛🖤

@oliviacola Little vacation

What’s it called when you need a vacation in between your other planned vacations?

Jamie Lee Curtis wears ‘No Kings in America’ tshirt while telling people to join ‘No Kings’ marches.

@asanderford @4nsmiley @cgonzalez_NE These idiots really think we have a King in America. 😆

NO KINGS NEBRASKA: Hundreds of Nebraskans protested against the Trump administration Saturday in Lincoln and Omaha as part of 18 No Kings demonstrations planned statewide. From @4nsmiley and @cgonzalez_NE: nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/03/28/no-…

@steven_sipple We’re getting tired of Rhule. He talks a lot

ICYMI: Nebraska spring game crowd announced at 27,188, lowest since 2000.

Democrats are protesting No Kings for Easter.

@Mappy6984 Who’s uncle is this??

The camera flashes are blinding🤣🤣

@wobblymami There’s a theme but I can’t quite put my finger in it

My timeline right now: Pro Anal Pro Anal Anti Anal Zohran Mamdani Anti Anal Pro Anal Tiger Woods Neural Anal Pro Anal Anal is Abuse Pro Anal Druski is Erika Kirk Pro Anal

@Mappy6984 Throw it out. Get a new one.

I flew to the comments

@ThomasLK007 I’ve done it

@TacoJohnson73 I really don't see the big deal I think a man should roll over a car once or twice in his life why is everybody getting their panties in a bunch?

Me and Tiger are drinkin buddies

@RiderofWolves 🤣

@TacoJohnson73 Good job. Lol

Be sure to fuck all the way off

@RiderofWolves I fucked all the way off.

@TacoJohnson73 😉

Everyone on Twitter: I’m scared. I don’t know how to talk to people.

@jannnelss That’s true

Salt goes on watermelon

@thrluv Don’t get boners

strip clubs are weird to me like “hey bro wanna go drink some beers & get boners together”

@Nobunny333 Same

I’m drunk lol

This is like a top 10 pic of my ass actually