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@Almaadeed @shitboxvwdriver Funny how the headlines are written for saylor

There are Global Funds that engage and partner on deals like this all the time

@frosty_tredegar @tunguz Came here to post this! Banger!

@tunguz *some* men

Men would rather eat avocados than go to therapy.

@DOMOCAPITAL Then Costco steps in and says wait a minute, I’d like to buy GameStop

Interesting developments. What are the odds that $EBAY makes an offer for $GME at some point before this is over? I think those odds may be over 50%. An offer... Get your popcorn ready... 🍿

@shitboxvwdriver @kennyf626 There are none. They own a fuck ton of their shares.

@kennyf626 Haven’t seen a single one yet

Where’s all the $EBAY traders/investors? Would love to hear some of your thought $GME

@iamrpk Remember if he sells everything he has loaned out has to be immediately covered He had 5% of the entire float loaned out last time it squeezed

Is Burry a doofus?

@shitboxvwdriver Costco dividend

@shitboxvwdriver lol look at Friday closing price

me with 741 $eBay tabs open buying every car part under the sun “to support the portfolio” $gme

@tunguz GameStop buying eBay Hedge fund skeletons in the closet Gme is going to do that thing again

Quiet before the storm.

@ryancohen @DanielW40094974 Limp dick ceo Member that ? Omg that was funny!

Proposal to acquire eBay. investor.gamestop.com/ebay

@inversebrah Don’t fucking worry about it

dont worry bout it

@nezrodz You gotta research Hatfield McCoy trails in west Virginia Then you gotta assemble the bros and plan a trip

アメリカと肉とV8に乾杯

BBQの準備は万端です

@GrantYun2 @natsturner can help

Can someone teach me how to grade poptarts and pirates booty at psa?

@joeybeastmarket The night is always darkest before the dawn my friend.

Bought a girl a drink at the bar tonight and told the bartender to point me out when he gave it to her. Something about her excited me. I have not had sex in twelve months. I watch as he brings the Negroni to her and her friends. They’re confused. I watch him explain. They giggle. I’m nauseas. He points down the bar to me. They freeze. I raise my Michelob Ultra at the three girls while ensuring my eyes linger on my darling for one extra moment and smile. Our gazes meet. She has fallen for me. I have not touched a woman in a very long time. You mean so much to me baby. And your breasts are whispering my name. I retreat inward and begin screaming buzzwords in my head to transfer them to the astral plane and into her subconscious. “MONEY MONEY ATTENTION MONEY” I am implanting these sensations within her and watching her visibly change. She’s panting and caressing her body. Begging for me. This works every time. I stand up and begin walking toward her. She detaches from the clutches of her friends. Their jealous talons grasp out at her as they try to pry her from happiness. From me. She is headed right toward me. I sprint toward her and she sprints toward me. Our souls are bound and once we touch we will never be separate again. Just as she leaps out to me in passionate expectation of rescue I lower my shoulder full force into her chest. The impact shatters her sternum and clavicle as she whips backwards and slams her head on the floor. She dies instantly. I continue to sprint without stopping until I have ran out the bar door and around the corner. I catch my breath and hear footsteps. I look up. Her friend. She was impressed by my confidence. Exactly as I planned it. We go back to my apartment and rip each others clothes off as soon as we get through the door. Mere seconds before insertion she starts crying about her ex boyfriend and saying sorry to me over and over and over again and she just won’t shut the fuck up about how she’s a terrible person I seriously don’t care. I seriously do not care. $65 to make her Uber home. I can’t deal with this daily nightmare

@nezrodz U gotta catch a fish out that river and grill it up lil bro

@JoeyMoose GameStop

Genuine question. What’s the quickest way to turn this into one million dollars.

@TheRoaringKitty She used to chart on graph paper

@TheRoaringKitty U used ta follow an old braud named Hellen. Where did she go?

@tunguz Like Vladimir?

Never been more bullish on aging.

@uncledoomer Mid

you all are gay. those are birthing hips. kid gonna come shooting out of there like a greased hog. 30 seconds of labor tops

@larryvc @DanielW40094974 Finally!

Finally, a beautiful spring day today in Boston.