Ponytail Jones

Officially the coolest I VOTED sticker ever!

VOTE BABY 2024 BECAUSE HOLES ARE BULLSHIT instagram.com/reel/DBgZ0i1S4…

@TacticalEvilDan Much better! Kinda want to hide from humans myself rn.

@TacticalEvilDan Where have you been!!! I've missed you❤️

@birdpoems I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

@SsjliamP YOU'RE PRETTY OH SO PRETTY YOU'RE PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAY

Been a rough year for getting submissions accepted. In large part since I've submitted less working on novel revisions. Still we authors need regular reminders we're pretty. Someone tell me I'm pretty, lol. #WritingCommunity

A group of high schoolers in Tulsa ditched class to sneak into a Trump rally and get this pic taken before being swiftly escorted out.

@hockeenight I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fucking hope so.

@hockeenight Condolences, brother... npr.org/2023/03/09/116…

@SsjliamP Holy. Fucking. Shit.

The bar has been raised.

BREAKING: The House GOP just announced their agenda with a supposed quote from Lincoln, but the quote was actually from an ad for Lehman Brothers – the scam bank that collapsed in disgrace at America's expense... Much better parallel for today's Republican Party than Lincoln.

@SsjliamP SWEET BUTTERY JESUS DAT NUT SONG THO

This is likely one of the best things I've seen all week.

@dammitally I don't know if I'm ashamed or proud to admit that basically every day is wall-to-wall #SiflAndOlly references for me...

If I ever owned a raptor, like to ride around, I'd name him "Binky." Don't give me that look, it makes PERFECT sense! Observe: You stick a Binky in a baby's mouth, whereas Binky the Raptor...

@SsjliamP Ah, rump roast stew, my favorite!

The problem with lost time is likely just one of guilt. Outside expectations. Time spent healing and expelling negativity is still time used, not lost. I think as I spray a torrent of liquid from my behind for the fifth time that day.

Do you remember how supportive my dad was of my last kickstarter? Here’s his text about my latest kickstarter

@SsjliamP You might find this handy: youtu.be/u8AD4rVEqno

I like horror action comedy. But that doesn't seem to be a literary genre. Even though I've read dozens of stories and books like that. What's a guy gotta do to get killer clowns murdering ninjas?

@SsjliamP I was gonna say, write it yourself or stir the pot until someone obliges...

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I saw an interesting sign being waved at a local protest of COVID vaccine mandates, but I felt like the citation for the quote on it needed to be corrected: "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery," SAID THE SLAVE OWNER TO THE OTHER SLAVE OWNER #COVIDVaccination