Chris 🤟

I placed 6th/400,000 with this One-Hit-KO + Perish Trap team in the first Global Challenge of Pokemon Champions! The full 9 hour vod (and an explanation of the team w/ rental code) is available on Patreon! Edited video coming sometime in the next few weeks

@CNN @Kathy_Wordfm It’s been done before….🏴‍☠️

@WolfeyGlick Month of Champions is over. Month of Incineroar is now.

My little league team is undefeated. I’m convinced what I’m doing right is making our bottom 4-5 players serviceable. They strikeout less than other team’s bottom end players. The top players will improve naturally. I some a ton of time with the kids who need it most. This is AA machine pitch and almost everyone can make contact off the machine consistently. Super fun when they all contribute! @LittleLeague

@Elite_4_J Helioptile

can you identify this pokemon from their eyes???

Brandon really couldn’t comprehend the Pittsburgh cookie table

@CoachLisle The person with the loudest voice has the least control.

This will be played at every funeral in a 50 mile radius for eternity! AMAZING WORK Sir ! SAW THAT FIDDLE ! #Steelers #herewego

Assembled our crew 🫡 🎨 @maryaxonsmith

1) This is a huge number for the NFL and Pittsburgh. 2) It also proves that the $150 million economic impact projections are entirely made up. Allegheny County has only 19,000 hotel rooms and is at 60% occupancy this weekend. These are locals, not out-of-towners.

@imrealangry Heinz-muth

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

The kids are finally down. House is quiet. Wife's asleep. And you're sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing useful, and you know it, and you're doing it anyway. Not because you're not tired. You're exhausted. But this is the first hour all day where nobody needs you to do anything or find anything or explain why we don't eat ice cream before dinner. So you just... sit in it. Stretch it out. One more episode. Ten more minutes of scrolling through things you won't remember tomorrow. You've done this probably a thousand times and it has never once made you feel better. You wake up groggy, already behind, already at a seven before anything's even gone wrong. The patience you needed to bank last night got traded for two hours of half-asleep YouTube. And the version of you your kids get the next morning is the taxed one, the flat one, the one who snaps over something small and then feels bad about it while making their lunch. What's actually happening is you're confusing rest with reclaiming something. Like if you stay up long enough you'll eventually feel like a full person again instead of just a guy who works and parents and goes to bed and does it again. But that feeling never really comes. There's no amount of late-night nothing that actually fills it back up. You know this. You do it anyway. The only thing that actually helps is sleep, which is such a boring answer that you resist it every single night. So try this. Around ten o'clock, ask yourself whether what you're doing is actually recharging you or whether you're just putting off going to bed because going to bed means tomorrow starts sooner. Most nights it's the second one. Close the phone. Go to sleep. The morning will be different. Not perfect. Just different. That's worth something.

Couldn’t make it to the game today? RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

@Pikalytics @thatguyinabeani The kind of honesty you never see. Appreciate it.

@thatguyinabeani Hah I feel you. We honestly totally expect our returning/power users to adblock us. Ads are mostly for new traffic that likely won’t come back anyway. If you decide to adblock but still want to show support, we have a page for small tips on Ko-Fi 💛 (but we will spend it on tea)

bro what happened to @Pikalytics So many ads man. what the heck. do not force me to adblock ya'll, i want to support but this is egregious

The first pitch Pittsburgh deserves. 🦇

RT for your chance to win this @NewEraCap City Connect snapback! 🧢

Burnett on the bump once again! 🥹

Batman returns. 🦇