Tactical_Fatty

Nuff said youtube.com/shorts/0gx8MA2…

@curlyfitqueen its not so much short circuit but my brain goes...

If the sight of a muscular woman with vascular shoulders makes your brain short-circuit…. You’re not broken. You’re just in the right place 💋 Admit it below.

@curlyfitqueen I'd risk my mint Holo Pokemon cards. If she'd have them.

Would you risk your reputation…for one night with a gorgeous muscular woman? 👀

@curlyfitqueen I'd say yes. Ask about PRs, then break them.

If a bodybuilder woman asked you on a date, would you: A) Say yes immediately 😍 B) Ask about her PRs✨ C) Panic and hit more chest day 🫢

Things are happening. Dicey things...

@Mishi_2210 52 methinks

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

YES

@TwittTrial_5115 FEEED MAH BOI!!!

Forgot i made skinny Grendel yesterday

@starsleeps WURMPLE!!!

Can you guys give me your favorite niche pokemon? No starters/legendaries/mascot types! Working on something…

@Ford_Nick Stuff's HAMAZING if you like sweet n spicy kickin stuff.

@Ford_Nick I make Fatty's Fabulous Snacks #4 - Marmaladecon. Yes. It's as Good as it sounds. You take, to sum it up shortly, cooked bacon, and slather it in marmalade to your liking. A Teeeensy Bit of black pepper and enjoy (Obvs make the lade if you can, but store bought works.)

Serious question: what do you do with leftover bacon?

I'M MAKING DICE!!! (Again for the 172638724th time.)

@Coatlursa YAS

The other day I was on the phone with my man and he brought up my cats "Teddy and Missy" I was so bloody confused till after we hung up. I realized he heard me talking sweetly to a spider I was relocating and he thought it was my cat cause I talk to them the same way.

@DeltyThe73rd That's a weird way of saying the devil went down to Georgia.

It appeared humanity would be destroyed by a demon... but a single mage saved them all.

@Sm0kal0ke Whoever is lost. They are just holding the door for our time. Keeping the beer cold, as it were.

Streaming/entertaining is such a mixed bag. Kinda like running a bar You have your regulars, your lurkers, and the occasional asshole. You also have your longstanding ride or die The bond is still very real, parasocial or not We lost a good one today

Is it common to hear non Metallica things while listening to Metallica?

@kitty_bit_games Here I didn't question the typo because knowing what I know, good undies are expensive.

Undies lmao... INDIES

The Idiocracy economy is shit bruh, why else?

@Rahetalius The first time you bullet jump as the Drifter, it shows.

I think the Tenno are just built different, otherwise it would be funny to imagine that since they project their minds into Warframes to control them, they might get nausea and start throwing up after bullet jumping enough times

I Love all of this but alas my head and heart canon is Grendel x Hildryn. Follie needs to earn a place in my head, cause she did steal mah heart

@mordegh I was wondering why it was getting so hot here all of a sudden o-o

Craving for the ETERNAL damnation of all the people I slightly disagree with

Current mood