Harleen Frances

『Daddy's Lil Monster』 🔫DCRP 🔫Dark & Gore Themes 🔫Nonlewd 🔫Please RT

@MilitaryMaid Slams you down, pressing my weight into you.

@MilitaryMaid --proceeds to tug on your hair.

@MilitaryMaid "Oi! Hands and feet off the merchandize, Puddin'!" Uses her weight to spin in your grip, latching onto your head. Then --

@MilitaryMaid Ducks swiftly and kicks your gun holding hand with a sudden raise of the leg and foot.

@MilitaryMaid Stops and bops her head with the bat lightly. "So? I can always get new ones."

@MilitaryMaid Rolls to the side and jumps up and down cackling maniacally. "What fun Ah'm gonna have with you then!"

@MilitaryMaid "Depends on if tha's a threat or a request, Puddin'."

@MilitaryMaid "Easy enough to move, ya know. Ah've been shot at enough."

@MilitaryMaid Baseball bat touches your forehead and pushes you back. "Cute....but Ah ain't scared, Puddin'."

@MilitaryMaid "Read ma' lips, Puddin." Leans forward. "Ah'. Ain't. A. Psychiatrist."

@MilitaryMaid "Too bad, Tootsie Pop."

@MilitaryMaid "Maybe...but Ah ain't no psychiatrist anymore....only a pretty little psycho."

@MilitaryMaid "Hell naw, what made ya think that Ah'm a psychiatrist?"