OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE

@TaffGoose

CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp. Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20+ clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers.

London Katılım Mart 2017

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·19 Kas

Copies of my autobiography GOLDEN EGGS are still available and taking up space in the spare room. Perfect christmas gift for a football fan or even a businessman or entrepreneur. twitter.com/StreathamRover…

Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers

Got a special treat for you here. As some of you will know, the gaffa @TaffGoose is re-publishing a fully revised edition of his self-published autobiography Golden Eggs: My Struggle To Rationalise Non-League Football and here we have an exclusive sample chapter! #UpTheGreyhounds

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·20h

@sometimesyouwin @StreathamRovers Of course. #ATouchOfClass

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Ad@sometimesyouwin·21h

@TaffGoose @StreathamRovers Did you at least offer the girl a discount on a motivational one-on-one Futsal session as a way of apology gaffer?

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Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers·1d

During tomorrow's league game we will be partnering with the Campaign Against Social Media Abuse & Cyberbullying to raise awareness by playing with a special one-off match ball that features just two of the many insults we have received on social media. #LetsStopTheOnlineHate

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·3d

@MizzyBlundStraw @StreathamRovers Nope. It's called futsal

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Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹@MizzyBlundStraw·4d

@StreathamRovers is it true @TaffGoose is offering a one off hurling session for curious code switchers?

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Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers·4d

Happy St Patrick's Day to our Irish Purple & Greens! ☘️🟣🟢

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·6d

@UC_Borehamwood What a genetic freak 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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University College Borehamwood@UC_Borehamwood·14 Mar

Tomorrow the Ides of March becomes the RIDE of March as students and staff are invited to saddle up on our campus mascot, Julius Squaelar.

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·13 Mar

You wouldn't let a dog suffer the way motorists suffer in London nowadays. I pay my road tax yet somehow it's ME who's to blame if I hit a child???

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan@MayorofLondon

No one should die on London’s roads. That’s why I’m looking into how we can make our streets safer.

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·12 Mar

@matthewsyed You wouldn't let a dog suffer like this. If he was demotivated enough he's now got you writing like he's a terminally ill poodle. I'm giving you the thumbs down 👎

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Matthew Syed@matthewsyed·12 Mar

Letter to Antonin Kinsky: you are a superb footballer. You have had dozens of fantastic matches. You are described as a brilliant teammate. Yes you had a tough night on Monday but now you have a choice. Are you going to let one bad match define you? thetimes.com/article/1d9b48…

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·12 Mar

Crucial away goals for most of the English sides in the Champions League 💪💪💪💪

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·11 Mar

@Orwell_Fan @pythaginboots You wouldn't let a dog suffer like that. You'd ask if there was a vet in the stadium over the tannoy. Failing that ask the groundsman if he's got a shotgun 👍

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Simon Hedges@Orwell_Fan·11 Mar

@pythaginboots Thoughts on this treatment @TaffGoose? I bet you would usually like to sub all of your players off after 15 minutes!! 🤣

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Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️@pythaginboots·11 Mar

You’ve taken a risk on a young keeper and it’s backfired. As a manager you need to take responsibility. At least console him. Tudor has used Kinsky like a disposable razor

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·9 Mar

@mrjakehumphrey @notwooz23 @StateOfLinkedIn Jake I'm confused I thought he's talking about you???

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Jake Humphrey@mrjakehumphrey·9 Mar

@notwooz23 @StateOfLinkedIn Ugh. Just seen it. Can’t believe there are human being with opinions and beliefs. I’m furious too and stand alongside you in disgust. Stay strong brother x

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JC@notwooz23·8 Mar

Is there a more nauseating prick than Jake Humphrey? If you would like to throw up on a Sunday afternoon, take 2 mins to look at his #Linkedin profile! @StateOfLinkedIn Cheek of the prick to act like some fucking philosopher… you’re a fucking TV presenter not Karl Marx 🖕🏻

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·9 Mar

@StinkerMc I didn't do my coaching badges just to put up with this sort of nonsense. You little toerag 👎

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McStinker@StinkerMc·9 Mar

@TaffGoose Can it be easily converted to a shit pipe for them to come out of when we find ourselves 2 goals down at halftime?

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·9 Mar

#MondayMotivation 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 Also just want to emphasise this was my idea 👍 Official social media channels have overlooked that but it was all me Obviously someone else did the paper mashy and tissue paper and painting and sourced the pink carpet but the IDEA was mine 👍

Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers

In just under 20minutes the players will emerge from our newly redecorated tunnel for the first time ever. Designed to #TurboMotivate our squad by recreating a mother's vagina during the childbirth process to reignite long-forgotten emotions such as love, terror and desire. #SRFC

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·5 Mar

@TreborRhurbarb You wouldn't let a dog suffer like this

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Samplo Corvodina of Streatham@TreborRhurbarb·4 Mar

I think this might be the most beaten I've ever seen a goalkeeper

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·3 Mar

#MondayMotivation #TurboMotivation #NeverStopNotGivingUp 💪💪💪💪💪💪

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·1 Mar

@Grzeg He's been treated just like you would treat a suffering dog. Can't say fairer than that 👍

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Greg@Grzeg·1 Mar

@TaffGoose Any thoughts on how Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been treated in all of this, Taff?

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·1 Mar

Disappointing. Lack of #positive mental attitude. Had an opportunity to show some true #NeverStopNotGivingUp spirit and respond to the Americans killing hundreds of people where it really matters: on the pitch.

Ragıp Soylu@ragipsoylu

Iran withdraws from FIFA World Cup per Iranian media reports

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·28 Şub

@JimmyMack2487 @StreathamRovers @NHM_WPY Extra intensive ball juggling street soccer session next week 💪💪💪💪💪

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Jimmy Mack@JimmyMack2487·28 Şub

@StreathamRovers @NHM_WPY He could have controlled that and brought it down.

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Streatham Rovers Football Club@StreathamRovers·28 Şub

📷 Kudos to Club Photographer Martin Duncan who captured the exact moment a clearance cannoned off the face of Connor Mackenzie. Potential contender of Wildlife Photo of the Year @NHM_WPY? #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·28 Şub

@StreathamRovers @NHM_WPY And they claim heading the ball causes brain damage. Look at how malibu the face is 💪💪💪💪

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OFFICIAL TAFF GOOSE@TaffGoose·28 Şub

@stabyousoftly @churnwell The basketball player Allen Iverson who overcame only being 180cm thanks to his #NeverStopNotGivingUp positive mental attitude??

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