Alan Taffel

Hurricane Season Songs: Dryin’ Eyes, Stray Category 5 Strut, Against the Tropical Force Wind, Storm Track of My Tears

My only conspiracy theory: Hubby blames lightning but I believe Hubs burned down Sheryl’s she shed.

Know what I dislike about Autumn? Pumpkin flavored anything.

On this #420 keep in mind that weed is a gateway drug...leads to pizza, tacos, twinkies

Charmin's 'Forever' toilet paper rolls are gigantic and last a month. Perfect for Hollywood couples whose “Forever” marriages last just that long.

#RollingStone wants $90 to renew my subscription. New subscriptions are $49. Last subscribed for 3 years for $34. Used to publish 26 issues yearly, now only 10 issues for 3 times the dollars. Not happening. Cancelled. Too greedy after sale and new management.

Way to go Concrete Beach Brewery #ClientNews

Impossible to eat a pretzel stick without first doing a Groucho impression.

Big boy’s toy

Heaven, Inc. - A Helluva Novel "Will keep you fully engaged from first page to last." "Undoubtedly an enjoyable read." "Taffel has a deft touch with description and dialogue." "You can't put the book down." amazon.com/Heaven-Inc-Hel… #humor #satire #novels #reads #author

Florida...Scott and DeSantis? Really?!?

"Undoubtedly an enjoyable read. Taffel has a deft touch with description and dialogue." amazon.com/Heaven-Inc-Hel…

"Every novel worth the name begins life with a What-If. Mr. Taffel poses an intriguing and highly entertaining series of What-If’s that will keep you fully engaged from first page to last." amazon.com/Heaven-Inc-Hel…

Slowly recovering from major surgery...but determined to finish the books I'm writing soon. Sometimes life gets in the way of other plans. amazon.com/Alan-Taffel/e/…

On Critter Watch

Snack bar, Florida

Rustic Florida

If I were the Lesser Antillies, I'd change my name...bound to give you an inferiority complex.

My friend Sula Miller has finished her new novel, "Welcome to... The Widows Club" It's worth checking out. amazon.com/Welcome-Widows…

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