Russell Lynch

Cool prediction bro

Fury gets knocked down in the 4th and knocked out in the 5th.

‘Thanks for the birthday messages’ statuses… They just begging for more messages. Bin.

@jon_solly1 To be fair to the girl… You do live in another dimension. Last time I came over I stopped off for a pint in Fucking Mordor. Also, if she doesn’t know you’ve got 3 kids to feed… I’d probably find another babysitter

Baby sitter casually wanting to up her hourly rates by 50%.. doesn’t she know I’ve got 3 kids to feed!

Yesterday I met someone who’s nickname was ‘Celtic’ why you may ask… because he supports Celtic. Proper lazy nickname game

This ⁦@BBCR1⁩ last show podcast is all the feels! ⁦@Chris_Stark⁩ ⁦@scott_mills⁩ guess it’s on to ⁦@BBCRadio2⁩ Classic FM, Heart, Magic then dead.

Nobody. And I mean. Absolutely Fucking nobody wants to see pictures of your ‘pumpkin picking’

@woi_char @SolidGrooves_ First time in Ibiza is it.

@omridge Literally could have been a tweet from you

I feel attacked

@mistajam Na, an ally at some of the best shows I’ve ever had the privilege of playing at, and in turn… Some of the worst shows I’ve ever played at. 👊🏻❤️

@mistajam Marmalade

@Direwolf1983 @JayEdwardsuk @Rylan And I’m 20 years younger than a lad that got ran over by a bus yesterday. Neither fact has any relevance to absolutely anything.

Proper sad about Darius ❤️

@ruinedshirts @jack7moss so you

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Walking down Shirley High St last night and a girl stopped me and asked me if I knew Superman. Because she was locked out of her flat. It’s a locksmith you need love. I’m sure Superman has got better things to do

@KhanKhanage I’m pretty Fucking swift cueing that up. Imaging spending 20K on a round to impress some nothing chick and still going home and wanking into your grans flannel.

@TaffyRussell 😂😂 imagine I rocked up every week like parfait bought a corona and follow me was my entrance tune. Almost like you knew I was coming through the door 😂

Is there anything more cringe in a club than ordering a round of bottles to your table that arrive in a Fucking oversized Tonka Truck, with 254 sparklers and 14 girls in bikinis. Get in the bin.

@KhanKhanage Bro I used to play Whiskey Mist in Mayfair… The theme song thing is for people who spend more than 20k on a round. They get to choose. I’d have a vibing club… Follow me blasting out. And have to stop it and play Fucking hi ho hi ho it’s off to work we go.💀

@TaffyRussell That’s bad but when they play the superman tune that’s game over! Do one!

Everybody knows who @tiesto is. But nobody asks HOW tiesto is. @jack7moss 2022

I’m stuck to the roads… like pavements.