Olorogun

The cow grazes on the green grass, enjoying it until it gets fat, not realising its fatness will bring about its slaughter.

Community Shields are only never counted when it’s Arteta…🤣

Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending…it turned into a butterfly.

When was the last time you made a DEPOSIT into the life of that friend/family member…or do they only exist for WITHDRAWALS?

@UtdFaithfuls 12-11 you must be entertained 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What a spirit, what a comeback! United played very well and outplayed Grimsby in that second half to prove they can beat anybody this season!

Good player. Not sure how we’re going to fit him into our squad.

It’s been seven months of pain, uncertainty, and anxiety. Today, I finally feel light — like a child playing football again. GOD IS GREAT. 🙏🏽💪🏾

Sean Dyche waiting for this Graham Potter sacking

The absolute last thing I’d want from my new gunman is to give a penalty to a 15 year old

Saka, Havertz and Ødegaard all injured before gameweek 2 is finished. What is going on?

Bro, please give me the list of hotels and Airlines that accept courage as payment.

Max Dowman wasn’t born when Arshavin scored 4 goals at Anfield

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🥹

The set pieces when Arsenal play Westham, are going to be comedy gold! Westham’s strategy this season appears to be just a hope that there will be three teams worse than them…but on the evidence of their first two games they are now relegation favorites.

Where did West Ham find this goalie?

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

If I want to cook for my husband and you don’t want to cook for yours, why then are you angry about the fact that I want to when I am not angry about the fact that you don’t want to????

In unhealthy relationships, people walk on eggshells to avoid conflict. They tell you what you want to hear. In healthy relationships, people have the courage to address conflict. They tell you what you need to hear. Silence protects fragile ties. Candor strengthens real bonds.

The world has a short memory for your goodness but a long memory for your mistakes. Don’t waste your life trying to please them.