Taking The Mickey Fleetwood

@seeds_we_sow My dear punter, I do believe that Miss Meghan is most fond of my custard creams and fondant fancies 😉

@TakingMickey Mickey I hear that Meghan has a liking for ginger nuts, there may be Jubilee fireworks yet !🤩

Dear punters, there is a scurrilous rumour that I possess tiny Crown Jewels 😮😔. But that’s enough of my private life 🤭. I can however confirm that I have miniature Royal regalia 😬👑💎 #FleetwoodMac #LindseyBuckingham #MickFleetwood

Dear punters, there is a scurrilous rumour that I was invited to perform at the Palace this Jubilee and my lovely but oh so fleeting drum solo caused dear young Prince Louis to shield his ears👂🥁. Poppycock! One was not invited, one snook in 🤭 #FleetwoodMac #LindseyBuckingham

@dannysherwood They are like butter and slip away 😔

@TakingMickey Yes, you cuddle the gold sovereigns as they slip through your fingers.

Apologies for my brief absence, my dear punters 😔. In truthful lying language one took a sabbatical from one’s busy workload to concentrate on what is truly important in life 🤔. Yes, I have been cuddling my gold sovereigns 🤪🤑🤑 💰 💰 #mickfleetwood #LindseyBuckingham

@lisa_red_rover Bless you my dear punter, twas a most painful experience. My eyes would weep but for my arid tear ducts 🤔 😖

@TakingMickey Mick, I believe your doctor had some problems with your last prostrate exam

@FlangeFred This my dear punter is one of the great mysteries of our age, a grave injustice 😔. How can it be that a common scouse street urchin by the name of Paul McCartney should receive an honour and not I? 😢

@FlangeFred My relationship with Miss Stevie is a thing of beauty. Tis a meeting, a joining, a coming together of tiny minds 🤔🤭

@FlangeFred My dear punter, how couldst thou say that I, Sir Mickey am not a gentleman? 😮 Hast thou not seen my array of hats and dandy pantaloons? I can neither confirm nor deny my earlier revelations regarding Miss Stevie who is a dear, dear friend to me with benefits.

@FlangeFred My dear punter, a gentleman never tells 😮🤫. Read all about it in my next weighty tome 😉🤑 📚

@PsychicRay Bless you my dear punter, you are quite right! It is so very hard to keep up with my crazy band’s everchanging and ever so consistently inconsistent version of events 🤔.

@TakingMickey Mickey! Ms. Boss Ultimatum fired herself from your Crazie Band! Hath you forgotten!

Punters, apologies for my brief absence but I hath been hugely busy employing all my boyish charms and honeyed words persuading Miss Stevie Boss to tour🤔. Alas, I fear the lady has turned her back on me😔. But what a lovely derrière it is🤭🐐🎩 #FleetwoodMac #LindseyBuckingham

@dannysherwood My dear punter, a gentleman never tells 🧐. Read all about it in my next hugely thrilling memoirs 🧐📖🤑🤑

@TakingMickey So you frolicked with the Goat in private?

Dear punters, if perchance new photographic images from No 10 Downing Street emerge depicting a naughty naked drummer frolicking with a top hatted goat, I can assure you twas not I! I only attended work gatherings, not pandemic parties!🤪🥳🎩🐐#FleetwoodMac #LindseyBuckingham

@lisa_red_rover My dear punter, I have indeed been hugely busy modelling my dear, dear boy Harry’s new line, “Self Pleasure.” 😎🤪. I for one am a huge fan of self pleasure 😎😉

@TakingMickey I know it wasn’t u Mick, you’ve been far too busy with ur new career as a model for ur love child Harry’s new fashion line! Nobody knows how to sell out quite like u; I’ll look for ur wares when they’re in the bargain basement bin😁

@PsychicRay Fie! Fie! Miss Stevie Boss is so entertained by my charms that one sends her into fits of giggles and mirth every evening 😮🤔😬

@TakingMickey Mickey, I would have imagined Ms. Boss Ultimatum would not be satisfied with such a small…prick.

I am hugely touched by the concern shown by my lady friends for my well being🤔. They ask,”Mickey, you’re flagging, do you need a booster, it’s just a little prick?”🌾 Naturally I assume they mean my vaccination status but never fear for I am fully boosted 😁💉. #FleetwoodMac

@dannysherwood Fired is such an ugly word 😮🤭. Never let it be said that one is jealous of dear Mr Buckingham’s talents 🤭🤭🤭

@TakingMickey So that's why you fired Lindsey Buckingham! Over compensation!

@lisa_red_rover Never fear my dear punter for I can assure you that one has been engaged at Glastonbury ...on the pork pie and sausage stand 🥧 😬. I simply can not fathom why they have hired that young on the make Scouse ruffian, Mr McCartney 🤔😮

@TakingMickey Mick, I’m shocked, nay, flabbergasted that your brand new old cover band is not slated to headline Glastonbury!! Surely you did not ask for too many pork pies and cheese balls on your rider ?!

@Crespo1Ein @JewelsandL Who could resist Mickey’s cheesy balls? 😁😉

@JewelsandL @TakingMickey Shame. I love cheese. 🧀

I have this night tempted Miss Stevie to my extra mature “we’re cheddar together”🧀. Miss Stevie hugely loves my cheesy balls. Back in the 70s, the 1870s, she gorged so much it gave her crystal visions & inspired her hit “Dreams.” Now she partakes Caerphilly🤪 #LindseyBuckingham