JJ Gruden

No kids this weekend and your boy is trying to set the mood with my wife. Tonight is a lay up.

Please, for the love of fuck, stop recording yourself giving takes while driving

Waiting for training camp to end to see if there are any injuries prior to season starting that will affect these three NFL season win totals: Chicago Bears O9.5 Saints O7.5 Giants O7.5

Emmanuel Acho talking about dignity when he inserted his dignity into a fellow coworker. GTFOH

The Seattle Seahawks, defending Super Bowl champs, are only -200 to make the playoffs this year. Probably the biggest trap of the future market. They will not make the playoffs.

@JuanyellS #value

@TakingThePoint5 Waste of 150

First official bet of the NFL Season: Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl.

Really wish I could bet on these flag football 14u games

@LeadingReport ESPN critics? Are these critics the general audience or specific, paid critiquors? I can promos you the general audience could give a crap.

ESPN critics fear analyst Ryan Clark’s firing may have been racially motivated, per Newsweek.

@SharkLarkFuego @TheDegenWeekly No fuck that I would be pissed . 7:45 absolute tops with out getting mad

I’m sure if they had the proper amount of staff, the table would be. They could’ve fallen victim to one or two calling in sick on a busy weekend or something happening which is now leaving them short staffed and servers taking more tables than they normally do which turns into longer dining for guests. Take some breaths and remember what it’s like to be human. Kindness goes a long way too. Hopefully they have a bar to wait it out at.🍻

If you have a 7:30 reservation at a nice restaurant and the table still isn’t ready at 7:55 is it okay to start getting cranky?

Idk what’s worse.. sneaking a couple of beers in an over large tumblr cup for my kid’s football practice, or putting ice in thus beer.

Legend!!! Congrats Pops @Coach_JayGruden

@MySportsUpdate @CameronWolfe

Just in: #Panthers OLB Nic Scourton suffered a torn ACL on Day 1 of training camp and will miss the entire 2026 season, per @CameronWolfe. Scourton was Carolina’s 2nd-round pick in 2025 and had 5 sacks as a rookie. He was poised for a big season opposite Jaelan Phillips.

@IainMacBets I want to know how much Logan paid Brady to commit to this crap.

Only took 25 years, but being a Tom Brady hater is finally paying off. Embarrassing stuff.

@Quan1028580 I’m on Rams/Chargers as a possible match up.. also took Chargers to win the AFC as my sole bets placed this far I really like Texans as a super dark horse team.. but typically wait until the second preseason game to be over to bet my futures and futures.

@TakingThePoint5 Any Super Bowl futures?

We are officially 40 days from sweating out football parlays and making (hopefully) a little bit of money

NBC spending 30 minutes following Scottie Scheffler look for his ball instead of showing actual golf shots is terrible TV coverage

@shadybiev I know, not good. Don’t even want to bother looking you up. Your call. Straight up.

@TakingThePoint5 Sir

@TakingThePoint5 I’m dogging that ass

@shadybiev Tampa Florida. Vikings at Bucs. You can get your ass kicked Saturday morning early before Saturday slate and then have Bucs beat the Vikings ass that Sunday.

@shadybiev Let me know when you want to fly down and play my course for 5k