Apothecary Biologis Chris

Between 13 hour shifts, new fatherhood, and project managing the rebuild of our house, I have neither the time nor space to hobby very much at all, so I'm going to post bits and pieces of my old endeavours until I get restarted!

@RoxyTall Until the very end, when the last domino falls like a house of cards. Checkmate.

my number one dating tip is to never let your opponent anticipate your next move. you should always utilise the element of surprise

@GoldingBF That'll show 'em 🙄 Man with vile opinion shocked when people committed to caring for people despite colour, creed or indeed opinion arrive to help him.

Sorry, but if this ambulance turned up for me, I’d tell them to sod off.

Another changeover that falls on my birthday, and the awkward dilemma of how and when drop that in a department of entirely new people.

Obviously, I'm not actually a dick. Having recently stepped back from the brink of catastrophic burn out / meltdown at work, burn out is what a person says it is, and anything can push you to the edge of your tolerance and I hope you're okay if this applies to you 💪

Seeing a fair amount of "hobby burnout" posts lately - and getting very jealous that people are doing enough to feel that way. I've been yearning to even see my miniature collection for the past year. Is it a hobby if it's making you burn out?

@hhh3howells @warhammer For many hobbyists I would assume so yes. Personally I go through phases. But for GW it seems a good way to put anyone off who was actually using it, and it would be advantageous to keep their branded legit app on top imho

@Talkguy2 @warhammer so... what you're saying is that this changes nothing?

There are some changes coming to how you'll use Warhammer 40,000: The App – find out more. bit.ly/44VC7i2 #WarhammerCommunity

@Halalcoholism I would say "how tf did you get this number, never call me again.....and that's not even an emergency"

The real masculinity crisis is young men who’d rather hang out with a bunch of sex criminals than be on a date with a beautiful woman

So since a lot of the Firstborn units are going byebye you're going to have a clearance sale right @warhammer?

@nick_bayton That's some good Sunday afternoon reminiscin'. Scrap Heap Challenge if you need invigorated!

Spending a rainy day off painting my new #WarhammerUnderworlds minis and watching Time Team. Relaxation central. Anyone else remember Time Team?!

@Cobratate Wow. You can determine the size of the man directly by the size of the problems that annoy him. So either you're a pathetic, miserly pipsqueak Or You're a broke ass Beta after tangling with Top G(reta)... Which is it?

My fat, blue-haired tenant told me its pronouns were they/them. So I doubled their rent.

@Parody_PM Boots n Twats

Name this new boy band.

@KAGdrogo Still waiting for the clarity promised in the first line

Let’s get one clear about the term “far right misinformation” Far right is the exact opposite of Nazism. The Nazis were Socialists. Far left = 100% government Far right = ZERO% government The farthest right is Anarchy. It has ALWAYS been the Left supporting censorship

@RishiSunak Rishi, banking for the super wealthy is not a basic service, I don't know why this needs explaining to you. Also, anyone can reserve the right not to serve disruptive, unpleasant customers. Grow up and run the country, or better yet call a GE

This is wrong. No one should be barred from using basic services for their political views. Free speech is the cornerstone of our democracy.

@greg16676935420 That's not even a *full* English

If someone offered you $10,000 to eat all of this for breakfast in one sitting, could you do it?

@CatieOsaurus A colleague of mine a few years back turned up late with "Sorry I'm late everyone, I didn't want to come" 😂

Can I say, as a Tyranid player of 23 years. @warhammer and it's design team have properly knocked it out of the park on this one. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@GoblinGamingUK So much want!

Multiple boxes of Seraphon Army Sets arrived in case you missed out! Converse shoe not included. #warhammercommunity #restocked #gamesworkshop #tabletopgames

@Sughammer @maxstaxidermia He rolled a 2

@maxstaxidermia He had shitty rolls

what ever happened to toilet dice guy?

@ICantThinkEm Immaculate!

a sneaky peek at the project i’ve been working on. yesterday i did freehand 🥰✨