Eric Schmidt

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Eric Schmidt

@TalkingSchmidt

Comedian, Actor & Voice Actor. Comedy on Cracked, WaPo, Chicago Trib. Former Letterman Page. Live Snakes at the Gutter.

New York, NY Katılım Ağustos 2020

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·13 Eki

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·11h

Thought they invented snortable weed for a second

Lemon Hut🌳@lemonhut2

how to pack a joint 🤯

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·23h

The IBS community was not consulted

alex lei@alexL_E_I

Taco Bell should start doing ceviche

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·1d

How I feel when I make the bed in the morning

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·2d

@TopTierState Also when the Yankees need him the most

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Top Tier@TopTierState·2d

Aaron Judge when his country needs him the most

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·2d

*Trump appointee* Joe Kent

BNO News@BNONews

BREAKING: Joe Kent resigns as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, says he can’t support the war against Iran. “Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.”

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·3d

@iamufohunter Religion and capitalism

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UFO Hunter@iamufohunter·3d

What's stopping humans to just live in peace together ?

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·3d

I love how click-baity and coy Fox News is when someone dies. Can’t wait to see “The Apprentice host dead at 79.”

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@PopBase @cosmepolitics Wild that they let him present from a couch backstage

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Pop Base@PopBase·4d

“Tonight we are celebrating people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt, it’s an art form that needs to be protected.” — Will Arnett while presenting the awards for Animation at the #Oscars

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·4d

Praying for a miracle

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

Severe weather expected for Washington, D.C. metro area tomorrow, including tornado threat

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·4d

Yes and I’m tired of being right all the time

Sinfulskin@Sinfulskin2

Be Honest: Did you think Trump’s Second Presidency would be this bad?

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·4d

@nygrlnla Minus the mountains

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nygrlnla@nygrlnla·4d

@TalkingSchmidt um no there are mountains

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·4d

This is sheep’s meadow

Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84

Me too.

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·6d

Maybe it will trickle down

NewsWire@NewsWire_US

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SET TO GET $10B FEE FOR TIKTOK DEAL: WSJ

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·6d

Did ice cream write this?

R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: New reports say that eating Ice cream could Lower Diabetes risk

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·6d

Trump has shit himself again

Acyn@Acyn

CNN: Breaking news concerning several major airports in the DC area. There's currently a ground stop. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says the FAA is working to address the source of a strong odor at an air traffic control facility which services those airports

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt·13 Mar

@Coinvo With tears in his eyes, DeSantis is going to hang Trump

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