Talia Rogan

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@pattsblum How can someone get shot 5 times, die, and still comment on your post

People should ask me questions and I give them misinformation while drinking obscene amounts of water, patgpt

He’s so helpless, like a little bug trapped under a glass

What the fuck did tris give him, he’s so docile

Aww he thinks if he camps the door he’ll get out next time I open it, sweet.

The idiot store had a buy one get one free sale

@AdriPhillipz Awww but he’s so cute, can’t I keep him just a little longer? You should come over and we’ll talk about it face to face

@Talrogan Can you like give him back and take me instead like tradesies please, please free him

So I steal my ex’s new girlfriend’s dog and Tristan makes me send it back because ‘that’s illegal’ but he steals his ex and it’s fine? Whatever.

Do we think I can convince him to sleep with me? Tris says he’s ‘easy’

“I’ll let you out if you kiss me” He’s fallen for it 7 times now

Who knew the dumb blonde stereotype was true?

SOMEONE WITH YOUR BUILD NEEDS TO TAKE MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON TO SUCCEED, DONT BE SHY TRY AGAIN

GIRL TRY AGAIN I WILL BUY YOU THE PILLS

DIE DIEDIE DIE IM SO SERIOUS KYS

Sometimes people should try harder, stop being failurepilled

@bevvmrsh No I just mean you get this stupid look in your eyes like you’ve never had a thought in your life. Poor stupid boy

@Talrogan Because this is a normal thing to say to someone

…fuck

@bevvmrsh You’re always so cute when you’re not thinking

@Talrogan I was drunk and upset I wasn’t thinking properly

@bevvmrsh You seemed pretty happy to see me last night

@Talrogan Piss off

Mine

Kne deepin the ciname seet and you’re wating me out is it casual now