☭Communism was just a red herring

Glad I'm no longer invested in the political theater of a dying empire. Just waiting for it to collapse already.

I feel like maybe the author who deliberately chose to publish her books under a gender neutral name shouldn't be the voice of feminism.

My doctor.

@InternetHippo I mean, Capitalism is literally just mediocre business bros with no real skills jerking each other off.

@InfamousJameiss @DisneyDan As a former Disney CM, fuck, and I cannot say this enough, management. They are subhuman corporate shills who have no real skills and offer no value to the world. Working for Disney turned me into a Communist.

@BenjySarlin Good. They're correct. Death to this terrible empire built on slavery, genocide, and land theft.

“Young voters do not look at our politics and see any good guys. They see a dying empire led by bad people.” semafor.com/article/05/28/…

Many of the descendants of the Planter Class STILL own properties of their slave-owning ancestors. I can name several in Chas off the top of my head. They are STILL benefiting from slavery. So yes, the descendants of the enslaved are entitled to that wealth.

@MaxNordau @IbaraEleven is a sign that he's a good dude.

@IbaraEleven Hammer and sickle in bio

The people who desperately want you to believe that the country is suddenly facing an antisemitism crisis are the same people constantly denying the existence of systemic racism

@jackvlloyd @ninaturner So you admit that your ability to survive in this society depends on somebody else living in poverty. As if poverty is a feature, not a bug, of capitalism and an underclass is required to sustain the system. Interesting...

@ninaturner If you want Dollar General to turn into $10 General, then yeah.

Yes, the cashier at Dollar General should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

@AdobeCare There literally isn't. Y'all are fucking liars. Tell the tech bros that make this garbage to eat shit and die.

@Tamchanted Hi there, we are sorry for the trouble. On your phone, launch App, tap profile pic > preferences , there is toggle button"Enable generative AI features in Acrobat" please try to turn it off and see if that helps. ^AD

Dear @Adobe how the fuck do I get this motherfucking Ai assistant button off of my PDFs so I can actually read the fucking PDF? I hate this so much. Stop trying to make Ai a thing.

@Adobe How do I get it off my phone? I can't read PDFs on the phone anymore because there's shit in the way.

@Tamchanted Hi, we’re sorry to hear about this. The generative AI features are turned on by default. To turn off the features, here is the link to do the following: adobe.ly/3JHkIRo ^EG twitter.com/messages/compo…

In today's episode of Boomers Say the Darndest Things, my dad believes that Audrey II was a metaphor for Welfare 🤡

Do people really hide *cooked* eggs in their yards? Like, normal families don't spend the year gently tapping holes at the top of eggs to save the shells to fill them with confetti? What's the point of the egg hunt if you don't get to smash them on people's heads?

At this time of Lieberman's demise, I would like to say that I still support Nader.

@Discover_SC Golf courses are terrible for the environment and destroy our state's beautiful landscape.

Start planning your next getaway to the Palmetto State, and come to find that extraordinary moments await you both on and off the golf course. ⛳ brnw.ch/21wIeuE #DiscoverSC

At any rate, most awkward brunch in the history of brunches. Jesus H. Christ.

I feel like she's a little bit of a social climber and sort of latches onto whatever the boy who's taking care of her does. Sort of a mean comment, I know, but there's a bit of a pattern and I think she's still quite insecure. I have some sympathy but it's also insufferable.

Lord jesus never let me go to brunch ever again. I wanted to stab myself in the gut and bleed out all over that hipster cafe.