Tammi Colombo (Sault)

When you try to make a funny snap for your friend, but it gets way too fucking real.

Any business not running a “25% off for 2025” is missing a golden opportunity

So we just weren’t listening when Mother said, ‘We can never go back to before’?

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

i am NOT a cocomelon parent, you gonna sit down and watch Patti Lupone Anything Goes 1988 Tony Awards

In case you've never heard the howl of an arctic wolf, here it is, it's worth it. 😂

I literally thought about frozen yogurt and had to shit

Didn’t have my morning poop, but Barnes and Noble got me movin’ and groovin’

Cher

I don’t want to make anyone feel bad, but I did wash, dry, fold, and put away my laundry all in one day. The bar is high for 2024 so far.

Maybe I’m about to get my period, but I just cried at a family restaurant ad I heard on the radio.

I’d like to reiterate for anyone who hasn’t heard the memo, do not call me without warning. I will panic, and you will ruin my day.

Curly singing to Jud in Oklahoma!:

My 5 year old student: “My favorite sandwich is the one you have to rip apart to put the cream on” Me: “A bagel?” 5 year old: “Yeah, a bagel is my favorite sandwich” Same, girl.

@amandapanda_94 Brian Stokes Mitchell. That’s all I have to say.

Am I religious anymore? Not remotely. Am I still gonna watch the hell out of The Prince of Egypt? Absolutely.

Nothing motivates me to clean my house and fold my laundry more than watching Hoarders.

@StevenRayMorris Princess Diaries

What are your favorite film scores to listen to on their own outside of just hearing them while watching the movie?

The amount of crying that Jonathan Groff does in interviews and while singing…I have never related to anything more. I am seen.

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”