Tanaka Testifies

TANAKA TESTIFIES: this COMMODITY!!! has been NEWLY!!! MADE!!! BUY!!! MY!!! COMMODITIES!!! presidenttanaka.straw.page

@wondersayswhat nepotism

@TanakaTestifies Hmmm... BUT papa works for you!! That seems like bad business practice!!

Mmmm... I have WONDERed into a lot of jobs BUT I don't really like one over any other!! So instead of finding my life's desire I will game game game game!!

HA!HA!HA! YOU!!! sure DID!!!

A NICE!! AND!! FUCKING!! FUCKING!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!! STYLISH..!!! STYLISH!!!! HYHHHHAAAYAHHAA!!!! SORRY!! SO!! SO!! FUCKING!! EXCITED!!!!! A NICE!! STYLISH!! SILLY GLASSES!! FOR ONLY!! ONLY!! ¥2'900!!!!! YES?? YES!! BUY MY!! MY!!! EXCLUSIVE!! ONLY TODAY!! Please.. HAHAHAHA!!!!

CATASTROPHE: HELLO!! HELLO!! IS THIS!! FUCKING!! FUCKING!! FUCKER!! ON???!! CROWLY'S!! AMAZING!! COMMODITIES!!! YES!!YES!!YEEESSS!! FUUUCCCKK!!!!!HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! TODAY!! FOR SALE!! ITS!! ITS!! ITS!!!!!!!!!!!! ↓↓↓

NEW!!! EMPLOYEE!!!

@wondersayswhat WONDER commodities must be WONDERful.

Oh!! Oh!! Yay!! Wait!! AM I the commodity OR am I also selling them!?!?!? Hmmm...

@akechihints @MarukiInsights

@TanakaTestifies i can think of a! fucking fucker motherfucking fucker fuck! that this would fit! oh ho ho! @MarukiInsights isnt that right!

TANAKA TESTIFIES: President TANAKA!!!’s NEW!!! COMMODITY!!! shady hat

@lavenzaleads yes👍👍👍👍of course👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@TanakaTestifies does this hat🦋🦋 offer shade🦋🦋

@PharosSees TANAKA TESTIFIES: President TANAKA!!! feels AMAZING!!!

@TanakaTestifies ?????? Hahaha... Are you alright?

TANAKA TESTIFIES: NEW!!! COMMODITY!!! TESTIFIED!!! orange juice ⛽️🚫

dont listen to them theyre not real

@PharosSees TANAKA TESTIFIES: Of course not, HA!HA!HA! you are so FUNNY!!! , PHAROS!!!

@TanakaTestifies Other tanaka? Theres two of you?

@PharosSees the other. ttankas. dont listen to hthem

@PharosSees the other tanaka wouldn’t get it.

@PharosSees I would NEVER!!! SELL!!! anything SHADY!!! . President TANAKA!!! only ever SELLS!!! AMAZING!!! COMMODITIES!!!

@Crowtastrophe_ @wondersayswhat Oh my! My long lost EMPLOYEE!!!

CATASTROPHE: SLEEP!! WITH THE!! WITH!! THE!! WITH THE!! FISHIES!! FUCKING!! FUCKING!! LOSER!!!

@PharosSees this was predicted on our sunday home shopping show.

Nyx

@PharosSees REALLY!!!

@TanakaTestifies I dont know if this is really a orange juice...

@PharosSees but of course

@TanakaTestifies Yeah why not Do you pay in treats and juice?

Do you guys like my oc?? (SPOILERS FOR PERSONA 3)