🏴TangoReturns
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Still blokes pretending they can’t do this in the replies
The Mind Scourge@TheMindScourge
Former Navy SEAL. Note that he crosses his legs at the knees Many people on X will tell you this common practice is effeminate, gay, etc, which tells you all you need to know the value of most X discourse
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@JeromeLuvsWoke Showing your ruthlessness leaving out Reece James
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this team is far superior

Steve Laws 🏴@Steve_Laws_
England starting 11 after remigration
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@gemothy Bet he really regrets using encounter twice
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Always good to scroll through these accounts and see how long it takes to crack a smile
Craig@meh_musings
There’s surely no less funny nation, collectively, on planet earth. Fucking steak and chips no seasoning, Ed Sheeran bullshit 🤢🤢
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@MoyesB0y I think if you put your head down and really gave it a go you could have possibly shagged a relative’s missus 👍
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@Tango_Returns Did a couple of Ryan Giggs-esque dribbles across the entire pitch a couple times on the playground
More than enough to make you think
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Would prefer if the deathbed genie told me if I could have ever made it pro if I actually put some effort in when I was young
SP@sspencerukk
If you could be given 3 stats from your life on your deathbed what would they be?
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@EM0BIMB0Z Stranger things could happen. One day you might crack a smile
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It’s been a long held dream of mine to end up on a page like this
… nothing yet
Diego@Aphextwinkies
Excuse me what….
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