🏴TangoReturns
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What’s the most exciting moment of any American sport you can think of? They don’t have anything that comes close to a last minute winner
Barry@BarryOnHere
I don't watch soccer because I have 2 testicles.
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This body type is perfect
Men Celeb Updates@MenCelebUpdates
Homer Gere in tonight's episode of 'Euphoria'
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@Tango_Returns There will be no soccer once the moslems are in complete control. You know that right? There will be lots of raping though.
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@Tango_Returns You should go fuck yourself. And, by the way, enjoy living in a 3rd world shithole run by inbred moslems. Your little shit island is finished.
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@Tango_Returns I didn't say anything about it's popularity. And, I don't care what's popular or not with europeons.
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@HFabienRow Yeah soccer isn’t at all popular in Europe
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How many celebrities have had just one name? I can think of:
Madonna
Cher
Colette
Bono
Vangelis
Morrissey
BasedPostie@BasedPostie
@K6343291112057 @MillennialWoes Here's her range. Also the right to be referred to as a 'one word name' should be the sole reserve of Brazilian footballers and epic Philosophers. x.com/i/status/20588…
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There ain’t no way that the phrase “Scorchio” that I’ve heard all my life came from a Paul Whitehouse skit
Andrew Cusack@cusackandrew
Current London weather: SCORCHIO 🥵☀️🔥
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🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: AC Milan have SACKED Massimiliano Allegri.
The coach leaves with immediate effect.
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@CounterPressers He does one good cross every four games. He’s crap
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Malick Diouf is an invaluable profile for any elite side on a Championship-level fee.
Imagine adding a 99th percentile crosser of a ball to your squad alongside his physical floor. Sometimes football recruitment is just that simple.
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@GoodwinMJ Your Reform Makerfield candidate publicly bragged about how he would love to both smell and lick Carol Vorderman’s arsehole.
A healthy mind, that is not.
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Is this what saving Britain looks like? No.
Reform is the only party with the grasp of policy detail & Whitehall to genuinely push Britain in a different direction.
To the patriotic people of Makerfield, you have one unique chance to help save the country.
Vote Reform.
Restore Britain@RestoreBritain_
We need more people like Rebecca, Restore Britain's Makerfield candidate, in politics.
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I get he was old, injured and slowing down but still can’t help but think Antonio would’ve done more than “Pablo”
Central@WestHam_Central
"They offered me a contract, said I'm not allowed to play first-team, only under-21s. Why would I sign? I went to him, he'd be like, "It's not me, it's the chairman", but I'd go to the chairman and he'd say, "It's Potter, he doesn't want you". I knew it was Graham." – Antonio
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@PeakyOswald He likely also despises them so completely hypocritical as well
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Tbf if I was Spanish I'd be irritated by the majority of Brits there so this is a stupid comparison
Just Dave now@justdavenow89
do the brits in spain learn spanish or do they just point and speak louder
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@Morvleydh_Fal If I had to watch it I’d watch rugby league. Last time I enjoyed it was 2003
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