Tanked Putin

Russia launching new indigenous AI to answer all your questions! 🥳 Unprecedented fact checking ability… as long as it’s aligned with current Kremlin narrative 😬

@LesiaLVD Probably based in Västerås… hopefully soon to be evicted 🙄 theins.press/en/news/276156

Move to Russia while I stay in Sweden Ahhaah

@RusEmbSweat Kom igen Ambassadören, det svänger ju!

‼️NAFO IS MOCKING ME😫‼️ youtu.be/rjd6lgI5nq4?is…

‼️MAJESTIC MOSCOW VICTORY DAY PARADE‼️ Rehersal went perfect, everyone was there❤️

@acrobaticsplit Hmm… 🤔

@TankedPutin *nightmares are dreams too..

No mobile phones, crappy or nonexistent public transports and nonexistent private life with constant governmental surveillance… sounds like the Russian dream - Soviet Union 2.0 😍

@TASSntAgency_en It was actually a strategic move. He didn’t want any minors empty the beer reserves. Now he has launched a new campaign where he claims to protect the youth from the destructive effects of alcohol by drinking all of it himself 😬

@TankedPutin In 2011, Dima passed a heretical law that he now regrets. bbc.com/news/world-eur…

If you wonder what air defense doing. I have moved everything to Moscow to protect me and my propaganda event. There is absolutely no risk Ukraine will use this to attack any refineries. None whatsoever 🙄 I’m a master strate… and so on 😬

@AOPIRS If you obfuscates the truth enough, you don’t have to lie… but you still can if you like to 😬

@TankedPutin This is how a true statesman operates. 🤩

👀… I will not admit to them not being Russian trolls not posting from St Petersburg. Because many of them might have been outsourced to Nigeria and Pakistan… which I certainly will not admit to either 😬

@bajenvespa Brilliant! 😍 2022 was the year of the tank, 2023 was the year of the scooby doo van, 2024 was the year of the electric scooter and 2025 was the year of the drones. I predict 2026 will be the year of the broomstick. Russian technology is light years ahead of the decadent west 😬

@TankedPutin 🤣

@acrobaticsplit Yay! 🥳 I feel so protected

@TankedPutin just go on..

@acrobaticsplit It’s an oxy moron 🤔

@TankedPutin normal orc = incomprehensible pun..

@TASSntAgency_en Medvedev’s “office”… yeah 🙄 You mean the Kremlin liquor cabinet?

@TankedPutin If the miss-ile miss-es, it's been automatically programmed to crash into Medvedev's office. But Russian miss-iles never miss.

@acrobaticsplit No one can use mobile phones in Moscow anyway, and Russian pubic transports generally burst into flames spontaneously. So what’s the difference to any normal Russian?

@TankedPutin "according to the report, those working close to the tsar are no longer allowed to use mobile phones or take public transport, and surveillance systems have been installed in the homes of cooks, photographers and bodyguards".. soo sweeet..

@TheFl0orIsLaVa He is aware that it’s both possible and not illegal to remove the cap if he wants to, right?

An actual professor taken down by a bottle cap.

@TASSntAgency_en Nah… they’ve already tried that twice. I’m very confident they won’t do it again. Air defense is much more needed in Moscow were the real Russian strategic asset is 😬 What could possibly go wrong?

@TankedPutin A distant murmur... getting close? From the air…? Or the water?

@The_Real_ITDUDE Don’t see any gun stabilization either 🙄

Chinese latest tank Type 100 in action. I don’t see any anti-drone protection 🤔

@Jampe_lupunen Looks a bit hostile with those spikes… I’m trying to cultivate the image of an all caring Pater Patriae … eh, who am I kidding? This is russia, they want an abusive dicktator. Just like they like abusive parents, abusive spouses and abusive bureaucrats.

Nothing radiates confidence like a cope net over your parade 😬 Russia stronk!