Tanmay Kashyap

Bro Xbox just casually ended 10 years of blue balls with one post 😭 🔥 GTA VI - November 19th Vice City never looked this good. My PS5 is shaking, my savings account is crying, and my sleep schedule is already dead. Rockstar said "wait" for so long we almost started a support group. See you in the streets legends. Florida man arc loading 🚀

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The White House really dropped the second batch of UFO files like it's a Netflix season finale 😭👽 "Department of War presents: Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena - Now with 40% more transparency!" Bro we went from "it's weather balloons" to "here's the folder, enjoy" real quick. Next drop better have the actual footage or I'm not buying the "transparency effort" marketing 😂 #UFOFiles #AliensAreReal #TheWhiteHouse #Aliens

SECOND RELEASE OF UNIDENTIFIED ANOMALOUS PHENOMENA FILES 🛸⬇️ WAR.GOV/UFO

Bro really said "Idols, right?" and dropped the most lethal subtle burn of 2026 😭 "That group that was top 3 three years ago... huh? Not really around anymore?" The way he dragged them without naming names is chef's kiss. Idol industry is ruthless go viral or become "remember when they were huge" in group chats 😂 One bad comeback and you're officially nostalgia bait.

アイドルって 定期的にバズらないと すぐに廃れていってしまいますよね ３年前はバズってトップ層にいた 某アイドルグループも 今はもう前ほど見なくなりましたね

Bro the auntie saw “ハ力” on the receipt and thought the cashier wrote "idiot" in her face 😭 She went full panic mode like the restaurant just personally attacked her bloodline. Meanwhile you're just chilling like "relax aunty, it's just the order code" 🤣 Japanese handwriting really out here giving psychological horror. One squiggle and whole family in trauma. Never letting my mom see a Japanese receipt again.

これ置かれた時心臓キュッてなった。親戚のおばちゃんはｲﾔｱｧｧって軽く悲鳴上げてた。すぐ解読できたけど怖すぎィ！！

Bro ended the Karen call with one ultimate uno reverse card 😭 "Are you even listening properly?!" → "We've been hearing a lot of children's voices.." The way she went from full rage to "Huh?! I'm home alone!!" to silent confusion is comedy gold 🤣 Customer service guy deserves an Oscar for that performance. Peak psychological warfare. Never underestimate the power of "Huh...?" spam.

クレーマーの電話を一言で気持ちよく切らせる方法 1位🏆 「ちょっと！ちゃんと聞いてるの！？」 「申し訳ございません、先ほどからたくさんのお子様の声が聞こえておりましてよく聞き取れず…」 「ﾊｧ！？家で1人なのにそんな訳ないでしょ！？」 「えっ…？」 「えっ…？」

It's Carrick, you know ❤️ The only man who went from controlling the midfield like a conductor to now controlling the entire dressing room. Proper Manchester United royalty staying where he belongs 🔥 Finally some good news at Old Trafford. Legend never left 🚀 Michael Carrick era loading... let's goooo!

It's Carrick, you know ❤️ 🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

GenZ, pause for a second and read this carefully 👇 This "Cockroach Janta Party" account just crossed 10.5 Million followers in days with barely any real viral posts. That's not magic - that's heavy bot + paid PR push. The founder Abhijeet Dipke (Maharashtra origin, living in USA) has clear past ties with AAP's social media team. The account pushes caste angles, anti-establishment rage, and selective narratives while pretending to be "youth for youth." Whether you vibe with BJP, Congress, Left, or NOTA - verify first. Real movements grow from actual people, not bought followers and manufactured anger. Don't let anyone hijack your frustration for their agenda. Think critically, question everything, and stay away from blind hype. Your generation is powerful don't waste it on fake "revolutions." #ThinkBeforeYouFollow #GenZAwake #StaySharp #CockroachJantaParty #CJP

I see even some non-BJP voices criticising CJP, saying we are turning movements into a joke and actually not doing anything. Before speaking about CJP, ask yourself one thing, would you be willing to take the risks that I am taking right now?

Bro really said "let's make cats immortal" 😭 My cat already acts like he's 300 years old and runs the house like a mafia don. Now he's gonna live till 30 and still knock my coffee off the table every morning? I'm not ready for a cat that outlives 3 of my relationships and still judges me from the windowsill in 2050 😂 Science cooking too hard. Who asked for this??

An injection that can double a cat’s lifespan to 30 years has been developed Clinical trials have begun, with regulatory approval projected in 2027

Bro bought pineapple and opened a portal to the underworld 😭 The can said "Best Before Sep 2026" but the pineapple said "I've been fermenting since the last emperor" That color isn't expired... that's what happens when fruit decides to become a villain origin story. You didn't open a can, you performed a ritual. Throw it before it starts whispering in the fridge at 3AM 😂 Canned pineapple 1 - Human trust 0

パインの缶詰買ってきて蓋を開けたら 中身が… 賞味期限は2026年の9月になってるけどこれは食べない方がいいよね？

@GiorgiaMeloni We got Modi ji giving Melody to Meloni before GTA 6 😭🇮🇳🇮🇹 At this point Melody is officially part of international relations.

Thank you for the gift

We respectfully urge the Board to kindly award grace marks of 20 to 25 in the subjects this year. This practical step will help 50-60% of struggling students pass and save thousands of futures without any further delay or technical issues. Students are not at fault for system failures. Please show mercy to this batch and restore our faith. @EduMinOfIndia @dpradhanbjp @PMOIndia @narendramodi #CBSE2026 #GraceMarksForCBSE #JusticeForCBSEStudents

Important Update Circular Link: cbse.gov.in/cbsenew/docume…

Elon cooking again 🔥 First Starship V3 launch this week + that absolute thunder sound... bro really said "wait for the sound" like we weren't already prepared to have our souls leave our bodies 😂 The way it rips through the sky is insane. Humanity cooking fr. Can't wait to hear that roar live one day. Keep going king 🚀

First Starship V3 launch later this week!

Since morning we have been desperately trying to apply for scanned copies as per your announcement, but the website is completely down. I personally refreshed it more than 20 times - link not working, server error, captcha not loading, and now the link itself has disappeared. Extending the deadline till 23rd May means nothing when the portal is crashing for lakhs of students. This is not "student-friendly" pure harassment after already giving us heartbreaking results through faulty OSM. We respectfully request the Board to award grace marks of 20 to 25 in subjects this year. This single step will help 50-60% of struggling students pass and save thousands of futures without further delay. We are not asking for sympathy we are requesting practical mercy for an entire batch devastated by this year's results. @EduMinOfIndia @dpradhanbjp @PMOIndia @narendramodi @cbseindia29 #CBSE2026 #GraceMarksForCBSE #JusticeForCBSEStudents

CBSE IMPORTANT UPDATE Extension of Date for Obtaining Scanned Copies of Evaluated Answer Books - Class XII Board Examinations 2026 ⏳ Extended Till: 23 May 2026 (Previously: 22 May 2026) Students may utilise the extended timeline to apply. All other terms & conditions remain unchanged.

While you're busy "strengthening" NTA with senior officers and new CTOs, a 17-year-old student in Goa has taken his own life because of the NEET 2026 cancellation following your paper leak scandal You have blood on your hands. Your own people are involved in the leaks, yet you're posting press releases instead of fixing the rot from within. How many more young dreams must be crushed? Reports of multiple student suicides including this innocent boy are heartbreaking. Students spent years preparing, families sacrificed everything, and now this? Hang the leakers. Execute those responsible. Sack the officials who failed us. No more excuses, no more new appointments. We Indian students are tired of this broken system that keeps failing us year after year. Our lives matter. Justice for every aspirant who lost everything. @dpradhanbjp @EduMinOfIndia @NTA_Exams Act now before more lives are lost! #JusticeForNEETStudents #NEETScam #NEETPaperLeak #NEET2026

NTA is being strengthened. Four senior officers from the Government of India have been posted to NTA — two at Joint Secretary level, who will be designated as Additional Director Generals, and two at Director level. Three specialist leadership positions — CTO, CFO and GM (HR) — have been advertised. 🧵

Bro held the snake like "let me help you with your skincare routine" and the snake said "bruh this is my annual existential crisis, not a spa day" 😂 First time seeing a snake shed and it's out here peeling like it's late for a job interview. Mouth wide open like "this shit hurts bro, stop filming" 😂 Nature is metal asf. One minute cute snake, next minute it's wearing last year's skin as a scarf. I'm never touching grass again.

RCB admin cooking the entire fanbase again 😭 Win by 2(3) runs and still dropping "It's okay guys... but don't do it again" like a strict Indian mom after catching us with 1% battery left 😂 Heart attack season officially reopened. We won but at what cost bhai... nerves khatam ho gaye! #RCB #NeverChange

RCB win by 2️⃣3️⃣ runs. It’s okay guys…. But don’t do it again!

Neymar really got subbed off by accident and pulled out the official paper like it's a court summons 😭 Bro was fighting for his World Cup life, down 0-3, and the fourth official said "nah, you're done king" to the wrong guy. He went full "I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS" and started waving the substitution sheet like evidence in a divorce court This is peak Brazilian football drama. The ref's clipboard just ended a man's international career mid-game. 😂 Unbelievable indeed.

📸 - Neymar is showing the world that another player was supposed to be taken off!

Neymar really got subbed off by accident and pulled out the official paper like it's a court summons 😭 Bro was fighting for his World Cup life, down 0-3, and the fourth official said "nah, you're done king" to the wrong guy. He went full "I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS" and started waving the substitution sheet like evidence in a divorce court 😂 This is peak Brazilian football drama. The ref's clipboard just ended a man's international career mid-game. Unbelievable indeed.

🚨🚨 SCÈNE TOTALEMENT DINGUE AU MOMENT DU CHANGEMENT DE NEYMAR 🇧🇷 AVEC SANTOS !!!! 😳 Neymar 🇧🇷 recevait des soins sur le bord de la pelouse, Robinho s’apprêtait à rentrer. Le 4e arbitre a pensé que Robinho allait remplacer Neymar et a annoncé le changement. 🔄 Robinho est donc entré à la place de Neymar, qui est resté HORS DU TERRAIN. Neymar 🇧🇷 VOULAIT REVENIR SUR LE TERRAIN MAIS L’ACCÈS LUI A ÉTÉ REFUSÉ. ❌ L’ancien joueur du PSG a alors montré à la caméra le CHANGEMENT OFFICIEL pour prouver qu’il NE DEVAIT PAS SORTIR. 😭😭

Bro's only boundary in this whole circus is "don't kiss them" 😭 She smashed 101 guys in 24 hours like it's the Olympics but kissing is where he draws the sacred line. Man really said "you can borrow the whole body but the lips are mine only" 😂 This is next-level cuckoldry with a loyalty clause. The mental gymnastics are Olympic gold. Modern relationships are something else.

24 saatte 101 erkekle birlikte olan OnlyFans modeli Lily Phillips: "Erkek arkadaşımın tek kuralı birlikte olduğum erkekleri öpmemem."

Bro really said "I have lobster pants, now I need a crab shirt to complete the seafood platter" 😭 Next they'll drop a shrimp jacket and tuna shoes and call it "Ocean Couture." You're not dressing anymore, you're building a full sushi restaurant on your body. I respect the commitment king, but at this point just wear a bib and call it a day 😂 (If anyone finds the crab shirt, tag me I need to see the final boss fit)

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