Taproot Wizards

The Wizard Portal is a first-of-its-kind Bitcoin ordinals marketplace built by @TaprootWizards. Get instant purchase confirmations and pay with non-BTC payment options like USDC, SOL, ETH, and Apple Pay. Protected by Privy.

today we’re launching the Wizard Portal! 🚀 🧙‍♂️buy with USDC, SOL, or ETH. any wallet, any chain 🧙‍♂️or buy with Apple Pay, no wallet required 🧙‍♂️no downloads, installs, or seed phrases 🧙‍♂️FAST confirmations! 🧙‍♂️exclusive for @TaprootWizards and @QuantumCats link and details below👇

this is an announcement of an announcement

it’s about time

v2

marco rubio finding out he’s the founder of taproot wizards now

@swagt0shi it doesn’t matter there’s really know way for him to tell if you’re virgins or not

@TaprootWizards we were virgins until we decided to all be gay and have gay sex with each other

here’s a picture of ali khamenei surrounded by 72 virgins

@The_RealDT_BRE3 intern👏needs👏a👏raise

@TaprootWizards Bro, I would give a kidney for one of these! Yall are too funny, Intern needs a raise 🤣

@Lizmej12 @BTCBob100k the original draft had pizza ninjas but we were worried no one on CT would recognize them

@TaprootWizards @BTCBob100k So pups are your idea of the best virgin pfp on the btc? Sounds about right

womp womp

wanted to share something we’ve been working on at @TaprootWizards i’ve been unhappy with the hoops people have to jump through to collect our assets so we decided to fix this the new marketplace for Taproot Wizards and Quantum Cats is coming soon 🧙‍♂️🐱

@Rahim_mahtab it’s real the president endorsed it

@TaprootWizards The funny thing about the sarcasm in all of your replies, is you might just miss out getting buyers because Because no one can tell if its actually with lego or just a shitpost

For the discerning collector. Own a piece of a magic.

@Julianito_US see you on the preorder page on feb 19

@TaprootWizards That’s where the millions you raised go? Doing shitty pretend sales of pretend collector stuff nobody wants?

@camolNFT yes it’s definitely real ask the president

@TaprootWizards This real? I’m a HUGE LEGO guy

@kdean collectors collect, commenters comment

@TaprootWizards Here for the comments

we’ve reached an exclusive agreement to only make 2,000 boxes pre-orders open on thursday 0.2 btc

@inversebrah don’t toy with me x.com/taprootwizards…

q1 2026

@fladinfomatec not .4 not .3 … .2

@TaprootWizards LEGO legal action in 5.4.3...

@ebegger umm sure

@TaprootWizards Official lego?